alchyzheimers
I'm an old fuck and drink a bunch. I think I have alzheimers and a liver disorder. Crap! No I have alchyzheimers.
alchyzheimers by fish on!!! July 25, 2009
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When someone is so drunk that they repeat themselves constantly, similarly to someone who suffers from dementia. They are blissfully forgetful, enjoying the repeated topic with the thrill of a fresh conversation every time. A symptom of being too drunk to hold a halfway effective conversation.
Joe: "I almost got arrested tonight man, the cop saw me stumbling around but he was totally cool and let me go"
Tom: "That's lucky man, you do seem pretty intoxicated for being in public"
Joe: "Yea man, I was super close to going to jail tonight, the cop was really cool though, he saw me stumbling and let me go"
Tom: "yea dude, that's lucky, that's what you were saying earlier"
Joe: "I was so drunk earlier I almost went to jail, the cop was real cool tho"
Tom: "that's cool man"
Bob: "Joe is wasted man!"
Tom: "I know, he kept telling me the same story of his night over and over and forgetting. He has a solid case of alcozheimers tonight"
Tom: "That's lucky man, you do seem pretty intoxicated for being in public"
Joe: "Yea man, I was super close to going to jail tonight, the cop was really cool though, he saw me stumbling and let me go"
Tom: "yea dude, that's lucky, that's what you were saying earlier"
Joe: "I was so drunk earlier I almost went to jail, the cop was real cool tho"
Tom: "that's cool man"
Bob: "Joe is wasted man!"
Tom: "I know, he kept telling me the same story of his night over and over and forgetting. He has a solid case of alcozheimers tonight"
alcozheimers by terrible ted from royal oak February 23, 2012
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Alczheimers
Memory loss, bewilderment and general disorientation following on from drinking vast quantities of alcohol. Sufferers have no concept of anything - a general sign of having too much booze.
More hardened sufferers keep the symptoms whilst being sober. Similar to mumnesia, only the cause is being a drunken twat.
A.K.A. Alcoholic Dementia
More hardened sufferers keep the symptoms whilst being sober. Similar to mumnesia, only the cause is being a drunken twat.
A.K.A. Alcoholic Dementia
Woman: Did you call the carpet fitters?
Man: Ah shit... I forgot, my Alczheimers must be getting worse.
Man: Ah shit... I forgot, my Alczheimers must be getting worse.
Alczheimers by Hector Knox March 11, 2008
alcheheimers
the combined effect of too much alcohol and/or an actual medical condition that causes one to forget all sorts of stuff from daily appointments, people's names, picking your kids up at school etc...
alcheheimers by keysfood February 28, 2010
Alcholzheimers
When you consume a large quantity of Alchohol and forget events during the time frame you were intoxicated, either intentionally or unintentionally. Usually this is followed by an apology to those offended.
"Dood, my ol lady told me you were hitting on her last night"
"Man, I sure don't remember anything like that, either that beotch is lyin like a rug or I might have some Alcholzheimers goin on.
"Man, I sure don't remember anything like that, either that beotch is lyin like a rug or I might have some Alcholzheimers goin on.
Alcholzheimers by Mill-na July 23, 2009
alchzeimers
The phenomenon of memory loss through the application of alcohol, usually observed during the recovery / hangover phase.
alchzeimers by Fujisawa Sensei December 23, 2015