Winstanley College

A pleasant academic institution located in the idyllic north-west of England. Among its proudest exploits is producing an utterly marvellous range of A-Level results from its carefully-nurtured students.

The best department by far is the English Department, staffed by the finest minds in England. The students are pretty clever too.

Opponents of the college enjoy criticising an overrated elitism, though many find themselves utterly humiliated at their inability to use apostrophes and spacing their commas correctly.

Winstanley College:

"Supposed to be the best college in North West England.
Where infact its not"

COMMENT: Hmmm...shame about your misuse of 'its'.

"although they are slightly better then chavs,just."

COMMENT: Inability to place a space behind a comma.

VERDICT: Not college material.

Winstanley College by Neutral Observer April 16, 2008

Winstanley College

The best college in the North-West of England, not merely because of its results, but because of the wonderful, down-to-earth students who inhabit it. Snobs are few and far between. The grade point system is simply a necessity, as so many compete to share in the true Winstanley experience. Winstanley students are full of fun, have a zest for life, are dedicated, and can actually spell! However, some jealous people who are either peeved at not achieving good enough grades to enter, or were simply unsociable during their time here, think otherwise. Oh well.

Person 1: What’s life like at Winstanley college?

Person 2: It’s great! We have so much freedom, great friends, fab teachers and get good results because we really enjoy our time here

Person 1: sigh I wish I went to Winstanley college too!

Winstanley College by Mystery Student April 17, 2008

Winstanley College

Winstanley College is a capitalist grade factory fuelled by its elitist ideology. Students function as cogs forced to carry the college’s prestigious reputation. This is established by their stringent, ever increasing entry requirements which are only attainable by the Übermensch. One can predict that in the near future the college will implement its very own Eugenics programme based on Theozoological belief. The institutions main livestock speak the language of Zaazu and comprise of the Performing Tarts, Emo’s, Indies, and Scarecrows, to name but a few.

Mr X: "What do you think of Winstanley College?"
Mr Y: "Shit, shite, and shit!"

Winstanley College by Walter Slingsby April 23, 2008