The Familiars

A Blink/AVA "fan" who calls themselves "fans" yet bitch, moan, or complain about the band or any of its musical choices, sales, promotion tactics, appearances on modlife, or personal choices in life. These "fans" also never seem to branch out to the bands musical influences and usually band together in small groups of retards.

"Omg I cant wait to see my favorite band AVA!!!!!!"
"Angels and Airwaves are sell outs now"
"I dont like Blink 182, but I like Angels and Airwaves"
"AAAHSDKJFSJDLKFJSDLKFJ ATOM LEFT THE BAND!! LIFE IS OVERRRRRRR AJDFSDLKFJSDFLKSFDJSFDL"
"I HATE ILAN RUBIN!" 10 minutes later "OMG ILAN RUBIN ROCKS!!!!"
"Tom should just leave Blink 182 and focus on AVA!!!!"
-The Familiars

The Familiars by ThisIsHowIDrinkMyBourbon April 9, 2012

The Familiar Stranger 

When you sit on a hard, wooden chair until your ass falls asleep so that your buddy can rail you from behind without it being gay.

Yo, Martin gave me The Familiar Stranger last night and was courteous enough to toss a dish rag underneath for the leaks. I like that guy!

The Familiar Stranger by StankNuts March 27, 2020

washing the families dirty laundry without asking first 

My family and sorority

Those bitches are washing the families dirty laundry without asking first

washing the families dirty laundry without asking first by Jumpingchaos March 7, 2024

The Five Hundred Families

The Five Hundred Families (the 500, the Families, etc.) means the richies who run the world and steal our wealth. The bosses’ bosses. They include the following celebrities:

The two dozen royal families
The 469 ultra rich families on Wikipedia’s “list of wealthiest families.”

Trump’s not really in charge. The Five Hundred Families are the ones who really run the world.

The Five Hundred Families by autigrrl January 24, 2026