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tele-fuckoff 

1. What really happens when office personnel work from home via internet client software.
2. Watching Oprah, Days of our Lives or Maury or other daytime trash during telework hours.
3. Taking an hour trip to Starbucks, and a two-hour lunch with the BFF during telework hours.
"Heather is teleworking but she does not answer emails and she posted online about her carmel mocha latte. That's not tele-work, that's tele-fuckoff."
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Tele Fucking 

The act of calling someone to engage in phone sex
I was tele fucking my boyfriend last night, he became so hot we decided to make it real and move in together. telephone fucking hot sex fuck love
Tele Fucking by Mercedes Belle August 22, 2011

Telefucked 

When the UC Berkeley registration system, Telebears, royally fucks up your life hard.
UC Berkeley student #1: Dude, I'm enrolled in 0 units...
UC Berkeley student #2: I have 8AM classes 5 days a week -____________-
UC Berkeley student #3: You both been Telefucked!
Telefucked by calgirl6130 August 3, 2011

telefuck 

Engaging in auto-erotic pleasure while a partner does the same over video chat.
Our long-distance relationship fell apart because the only sex I was getting was our regular telefuck.
telefuck by Dan Sanderson November 18, 2007

Telefucking 

Have you ever even seen this chick? Sounds to me like your just telefucking her!
Telefucking by mr_boatride May 15, 2010

telefuck 

person 1: so, have you telefucked him yet, at least?
person 2: nah, he's too shy on call for that.
telefuck by dancing qu33n July 22, 2019