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Sack of Dicks 

One whom is the Richard of the Dicks, the dick alpha and omega, the almighty pisser-offer who lives to make lives like yours and mine alike filled with frustration. This man's douchery cannot be contained within just an entity; alas, he is a multitude of dicks in a sack - preferably made of burlap, just to make things worse.

This man won't stop at one dick; oh no, he's going for the gold. Others have made their way to a few dicks, a small pouch, or even a satchel full. But this guy will go the extra mile and a half just to make sure that your good day stops where his begins.
Dude 1: Hey brah, this guy was being a bag of dicks yesterday; stole my sweet roll and fucked my wife, all at the same time.

Dude 2: What a cool story. This morning this guy got the promotion of CEO by blowing the boss, and doesn't even work there. After that, he came to my house and pissed on me while I was asleep, fucked my dog, and ate my food - all at the same time. Not a crumb left in the cupboard.

Dude 1: That's no mere dick, this man is a legend! A true sack of dicks!

Dude 2: Thanks for that.
Sack of Dicks by zakdwyer June 13, 2012

sack of dicks 

A sack, usually burlap or otherwise, full of dicks.

Also a common insult.
"Hey can you pass me that sack of dicks?"
"You are a sack of dicks."

nutless sack of dick

Someone who is too much of a pussy to order a pizza over the phone.
If a friend says, "Hey guys, the gravitational pull from my gaping vagina is causing me to be unable to gather the fortitude of mind to order a pizza this day", one may respond , "Order the fucking pizza you nutless sack of dick".

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026
The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.
“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”
Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026
Word of the Day on May 23, 2026
well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!
Them future folk took ouare jerbs!
jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005
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