Sir Kensington's Fire Bomb 

The process of dipping your balls in Fireball Whisky and running them across the eyes of a passed out victim.

I gave Sue's mom a Sir Kensington's Fire Bomb when she was passed out last night.

Sir Kensington's Fire Bomb by Chef Chefington March 31, 2017

Kensington shrimp 

cheese curls; cheese puffs that have that "shrimp-like" curl to them

Ma: Why the fuck is the remote control all orange and greasy!?!?

Me: Don't look at me, Ma! Ray was the one eating the Kensington shrimp earlier.

Kensington shrimp by killadelphi October 20, 2008

kensington shower 

Verb
1- A shower during the middle of the night using a neighbors hose typically in secrecy. The true embodiment of the cause of this action is usually commonly drug addiction, homelessness, and poverty(Delinquent payments).

Origination-Philadelphia: Kensington and surrounding neighborhoods

"I heard Johnny, Steve's neighbor caught him taking a Kensington Shower last night, and from what I heard he whipped his ass and took his shoes."

kensington shower by RoDizzleYerNizzle October 23, 2014

Kensington kick-stand 

Where in One of North Philadelphia’s infamous heroin and crack infested neighborhoods, Kensington. Where junkies are all leaning, bent all the way over while dipped out with impeccable balance. Rarely falling on face.

While driving down Kensington ave in north philly you will often see both men and women junkies/fiends doing the Kensington kick-stand both in the middle of the street, and everywhere else a human can stand.

Kensington kick-stand by BREEZEBANKZ August 31, 2021

Somerset and Kensington 

N. A Philadelphia L-train stop that is notorious for it's open air drug market. Before even leaving the platform, one can hear addicts shouting "Works!"

If you come down they will try to sell you clean needles (works) or take you to the heroin dealer. The market is entirely open-air and is one of the reasons Philadelphia is hopeless, angry, and no longer the city of brotherly love,

Somerset and Kensington is a dangerous place.

Somerset and Kensington by robbieboy74 November 16, 2009

kensington curbstomp 

A violent practice originating from the gangs in Kensington. The procedure is carried out by forcing the victim to open their mouth and "bite the curb". The victim is then kicked repeatedly in the back of the head until the lower jaw separates from the skull. This practice usually results in deadly blood loss.

"I heard Phil got the Kensington curbstomp when he fucked with some kids on his way home. They said his teeth were embedded in the sidewalk"

kensington curbstomp by klas August 30, 2006

Kensington yoga 

When a junkie is on the train or bus or sitting or standing anywhere in general and are so high off the shits they never fall when they are dipping out from the high putting them in a deep concentration of Kensington yoga

Yo bro look at that junk box doing Kensington yoga on the mail box those fuckers never fall

Kensington yoga by The boy who knows all June 29, 2016