Carlos Jaramillo

He is ADDICTED to booty.

A dorky dumb-ass, with a smart-ass attitude.

He has dark hair, and an amazing sense of humor. He can be shy at times.
He loves the rain, and sad rap songs....There are very few people in his life (outside of his family), that he is super close with. The ones he is close with, are very grateful for him, and never wish to lose him.
No matter how long you know him, spending time with him will never become boring. He’s easy to talk to.
He comes up with the most amazing nicknames for his girl. His girl LOVESSS it when he calls her SEÑORITA, and PRINCESS!
He is capable of amazing things, and he often underestimates his abilities, capabilities and dreams!! :/
He is adorable, hilarious, shy, caring and HE IS VERY ATTRACTIVE IN MANY WAYS AND HE HAS A BEAUTIFUL FACE!

Carlos Jaramillo: (mr jaramillo - an amazing teacher!)

- I’d definitelyyy let him dominate me, anywhere, any time...
- What a dumb smart-ass...he must be a Carlos.
- His parents must be proud of raising such a loyal kind hearted dummy!

Carlos Jaramillo by shyweirdo March 25, 2020

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Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026

Word of the Day on May 23, 2026

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jerb

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Word of the Day on May 22, 2026

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Cheeks

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

Word of the Day on May 21, 2026

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sans sheriff

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Word of the Day on May 20, 2026

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Breadhead

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Word of the Day on May 19, 2026

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Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

Word of the Day on May 18, 2026

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