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aalyna is a short / tall girl that is bixesual , has a lot of best friends she’s beautiful and loyal she’s nice and will always put herself first she funny and will make jokes 

aalyna is a short / tall girl that is bixesual , has a lot of best friends she’s beautiful and loyal she’s nice and will always put herself first she funny and will make jokes
aalyna is a short / tall girl that is bixesual , has a lot of best friends she’s beautiful and loyal she’s nice and will always put herself first she funny and will make jokes
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Your best friend's girlfriend 

The girl that your best friend is dating, who is obligated to be a total bitch because of some subliminary life cliche. She will be clingy, possessive, and controlling, giving you little to no bro-time.

You and other friends will be forced to accept her into your social circle, but will talk mass loads of shit on her whenever you get the chance.
Your friend and your best friend's girlfriend-

"Hey bro, you still drinking with us this weekend?"

"Can't dude, I have to hang out with Carly."

"But broski, you've hung out with her everyday for six days now- Whatever, just bring her with."

"She doesn't want too, dude, sorry."

best friend's girl 

you just don't go there
(boy1) "hmm, i really like this girl
(boy2) "but isn't that your best friend's girl ?"
(boy1) "yeah so?"
(boy2) "bro don't even go there"

My Best Friend's Birthday

The unfinished black and white first film of Quentin Tarantino. Half destroyed in a fire, it never got a general release, however you can get bootlegged copies of the remaining 34 minutes from places like eBay.
"I well wanna see My Best Friend's Birthday!"
"Oh, I've seen that!"
"You sure?"
"Yeah!"
"Really?"
"Yeah, with Julia Roberts right?"
"No, that's My Best Friend's Wedding."
"Oh."

your best friend's sister 

a stupid comeback phrase that's used for virtually everything, even if it doesn't make any sense whatsoever
Friend #1: dude! i saw your mom last night! she was hot!
Friend #2: your best friend's sister!
Friend #!: you have a sister!?

dude: what happened last night!?
dude 2: your best friend's sister!
dude: shut up!

The Four Best Friend's 

The four best friends anybody could ever have. This includes Jenn, who CAN keep her legs closed, Mike, who is chill as fuck and blazes fat, Jake, who has a hobo beard & gets fuuuucked up, and finally, Amanda, who laughs like baby seals and is vicious. We occasionally like to chill on Mill, but I guess that got old. We piss in Filly B parking lots, we strictly speak nothing but GANGSTA talk. I suggest you don't fuck with us, becuz we be STRAPPED NIGGA.
Shit dude, did you see The Four Best Friend's? They were walking down the street, we shouldn't fuck with them...

Best friend's brother 

The Jegulus Fic™️ (written by zeppazariel)
person a: hey what are you reading?
person b: the best jegulus au to ever grace the earth
person a: oh best friend's brother?
person b: duh