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An emoji used for a replacement of the laughing crying emoji
"bro didnt even breathe☠"
by meowlmygoat September 6, 2022
The definition of ☠ is you are laughing so fucking hard you die
The definition of ☠ is you are laughing so fucking hard you die
by ǝuǝפ October 20, 2023

☠️ in slang 

You have become the pirate captain, like Jack sparrow, but loved by everyone
Friend: bro this bread is so thin!!! Why is it thin?!
You: ☠️ in slang
The whole gc: we have a pirate captain, it's the second coming of Jack sparrow! we love you

Pirate Speak 🏴 ☠️ 

A fing dat we pirates speak ‘n’ we feed ye to the crocs ‘n’ find me a seagrass plain while we’re stranded on a ship lookin’ for treasure buried on the sand ‘n’ ya yeet we be talkin’ to our parrots, makin’ sushi ‘n’ bein’ a water rat, me hearteys. Me heart so small ‘cause I a pirate! Ma, ha, ha. Ye shark, yer easy I’ll batter ye! Sail away with our scurvy mateys and arrgh I’ll be a sea monkey’s uncle when I say ‘r’ is our second favourite letter but ‘c’ is first because we always be near the sea. Her beauty awaits stealin’ oil tankers and findin’ golden doubloons in chests ‘n’ fishin’ for new boots and no education arrgh
Redneck: “Oy ol’ mate ‘er says do pirate speak!”
City dude: “Yeah!”
both chanting pirate speak
Pirate: “No way Jose! Okay, A fing dat we pirates speak ‘n’ we feed ye to the crocs ‘n’ find me a seagrass plain while we’re stranded on a ship lookin’ for treasure buried on the sand ‘n’ ya yeet we be talkin’ to our parrots, makin’ sushi ‘n’ bein’ a water rat, me hearteys. Me heart so small ‘cause I a pirate! Ma, ha, ha. Ye shark, yer easy I’ll batter ye! Sail away with our scurvy mateys and arrgh I’ll be a sea monkey’s uncle when I say ‘r’ is our second favourite letter but ‘c’ is first because we always be near the sea. Her beauty awaits stealin’ oil tankers and findin’ golden doubloons in chests ‘n’ fishin’ for new boots and no education arrgh!”
All: “Pirate speak 🏴 ☠️ is real!”

Dooskii😈🏴 ☠️ 

Da Real Flockaa ! Da Only Flockaa !!
Opp:You Ain Hear Abt Dooskii😈🏴 ☠️
Me:Nahh What Happened?
Opp: He Jss Flocked At Me

Covid-🏴 ☠️ 

When pirates or sea thieves have been kept busy figuring out how to take advantage of the surge in cargo ships passing by their coastal lands to raid and rob them during the coronavirus pandemic.
Thanks to Covid-🏴 ☠️, Somali marauders have had a boon time attacking a number of ships this year in spite of the economic pains brought about by Covid-19 at home—they sell their loot to buy food to survive the pandemic crisis.
Covid-🏴 ☠️ by Covido December 13, 2020