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South African Sub 

It is when a Black man takes a shit and a white man cums on it. The white mam makes lines on the sub so it looks like a sub. You may add lettuce and tomatoes and such but after you do all of that you put it in the freezer and when its frozen you take it out you let it get less cold and then you eat it. Most people do it while on a picnic
That south African Sub me and John made yesterday was delicious!
South African Sub by russianmonk November 21, 2013
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east african asian 

A person that has an asian origin , but has lived most of their life , or was born in east africa . Different to people coming from India or {pakistan] . Speak Swahili and are very cool people .
Nadia is an east african asian because she can speak swahili and is from kenya .
east african asian by JamboKenya September 9, 2008

South African Shotgun 

A drinking game which involves smashing an unopened can of beer against ones forehead until the can explodes. Each person has one attempt before passing it to the next person. Whoever manages to smash the can open allocates a regular shotgun to a person of their choosing. If the can is split but does not explode it must be passed back to the previous person who must bite the can to pierce it and consume the contents. Considered a national pastime in the Goldfields of Western Australia.
Griz: Lets play South African Shotguns!
Rory: Id rather not my vagina hurts
Griz: CONSUME!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3nySQgV4re8

frozen african dildo 

when you take a shit and mold it into a dildo shape and put it in the freezer and once its nice and stiff put a condom on it and please yourself
I had to go the bathroom but i was horny too so I took a crap and turned it into a frozen african dildo and then used it to please myself.
frozen african dildo by lmaowords August 20, 2009

South African Tortilla 

Basically when a white girl gets gang banged by a bunch of black dudes so hard that afterwards her pussy looks like a pretty fucked up tortilla
Damn I heard that Jennifer got herself a South African Tortilla after she came back from the black expo.

white african american 

A black person that commits a crime against another black person or black community, but black society still wants to blame it on racism
Those cops that killed Fred, they werent black, theyre white african americans.

The African Ice cube

When an obese African American, after reaching her fullest climax inserts an ice cube into her wet and steamy pussy to cool it down.
Sammy W: Im almost there baby

Matt King:Did u bring an ice cube?!?!?!?!?!

Sammy W: Why wouldn't I, I always do The African Ice Cube after I fuck.

Matt King:Thats why Im into you baby!