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cryptocuck 

A cryptocuck is someone who is very annoying. They tend to always endorse crypto currency as a "revolutionary" new technology that is great. In reality the crypto market is a zero sum game that can lose all its value in a heart beat. Cryptocucks will generally be into many other things such as suck elon musk's dick for no reason, trying to advertise their shitty coins that are clearly pump n dumps, and trying to ride the band wagon on r/wallstreetbets. Be careful as these guys are extremely dangerous keyboard warriors who will get angry if you screenshot their NFT.
Cryptocuck: Hey john did you see Elon Musk's new hyperloop? Its going to change the world!!!

John: Shut up mike the hyperloop will never work and all you do is advertise your shitty crypto. You're a cryptocuck.
cryptocuck by Spicyspicymeatball123 November 26, 2021
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for cryin' out loud 

a non-offensive statement used to exagerate or emphasize the largeness of a statement.
For cryin' out loud stop acting like a baby-baby-stick-your-head-in-gravy!!!
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Devilman Crybaby 

tragic gay story,,
when ur crying bc new version u should watch the old one

also weird gurls in clubs, fooking awesome rap and yummy people
Devilman Crybaby by somsuper October 19, 2019
Crystal, a name for a beautiful girl. Inside and out. She acts tough on the outside, but is very soft on the inside. She’s very strong and emotional. She stays inside most of the time, but would actually love to go out exploring to find something new. She’s very trustworthy, she will only give you her friendship, if she thinks you deserve it. She’s very careful on who she trusts and gets close to. If she gives you her friendship, cherish it. If she gives you her trust, cherish it. If she gives you her heart, CHERISH IT. She doesn’t care about what you’ve done in the past, only about what you do in the present. She’s very chill and down to earth. She’s very smart, loves reading, writing, gaming, anime. Very different from other girls. She’s conpletely honest and will always tell you the truth. She’s in love with the outdoors and wildlife. Her heart will literally shatter if she hears or sees, that an animal has died. Even if it isn’t her pet. If you break her trust and ruin your relationship with her, she will only give you a second chance, if she really thinks you’ll do good with it. Although, it will take a long time to regain her trust.
“I just meant this girl named Crystal. She’s absolutely lovely.”
crystal by reallovewillsaveyou February 9, 2019
Some people cry because they have so many emotions building up inside them that they've been holding on for too long.
People also cry when they're hurt.

Dealing with crying is simple, just give chocolate, or some kind of comfort food, and hugs.
I was crying yesterday, idk why but I just feel sad today
Crying by Jesstheperson September 8, 2015

Cryptozoology 

The study of hidden animals. Animals that may or may not be real but some people believe in them because they have either seen them, or they believe evidence of their existance.
Cryptozoology by Jonathan V. December 14, 2004

Cryptonaire

A person that is a early adopter (no later then 2011) in bitcoin that successfully diversified their portfolio into other digital assets (cryptocurrencies) that are now worth millions or even billions of dollars. These individuals are also known as "whales" that create waves in the market.
Bob spent his lunch money on bitcoin in 2010, and now he is a cryptonaire.
Cryptonaire by Semi-True October 28, 2017