Dick weasel 

A nephew that ignores you when it's very important

I messaged my my nephew and he just looks at my message the little dick weasel

Dick weasel by anonymous September 22, 2023

Hot Weasel 

A modified four banger vehicle, often concidered annoying, dangerous, or down right stupid by Gen X or early Millennials.

The worst kind of "Hot Weasel" hands down, is the one tuned to backfire. These "Hot Weasels" are driven by those whom we refer to as, "Tools."

Kyle, take that shit box Hot Weasel you think is so fast and furious, and get the fuck off my property and away from my daughter you fucking tool!

Hot Weasel by Roland W. H. December 17, 2023

Shight Weasel 

A Shight Weasel is one who is unemployed, Weighs 400 pounds, Lives with their mother, Stays up until 5AM and sleeps until 1-3 PM. A shight Weasel is someone who typically engages in this pattern of eat, play games, sleep, and repeat. The most common shight weasel is named Tyler. Approximately 80% of all shight weasels fit the same profile and description of tyler. This word was invented after a massive boy in Texas named tyler.

"Tyler is such a shight weasel."

"man that guy is nothing but a shight weasel."

Shight Weasel by TheProphecyMelon December 23, 2023

Pussy weasel 

A person so driven by pussy meaning all of their daily thoughts are about pussy, the next time they’ll get pussy, or who they’ll screw over to get more pussy. In summary, a person who will betray the homies to get a crumb of pussy from a girl. Someone who “weasels” their way into pussy.

Yo Matt is such a pussy weasel, he told Abby the secret I told all you guys so he could try to get with her

Pussy weasel by Pee-air-oh December 27, 2023

Sex Weasel 

When a furry streamer with tism creates a chamber for copyright infringement creatures to fornicate for their delight

Wow that sure is a sex weasel look at em go!

Sex Weasel by meow meow meow moew January 27, 2024

Bush Weasel 

Noun: A derivative of the term bush pig, a bush weasel is a skinny, ugly, and weasel-like bitch. Skinny enough to get laid, ugly enough to never be claimed by any man.

Trae: Yo, did you see Steve’s new lady?
Brad: Yeah, that bitch is a straight bush weasel.

Bush Weasel by mikecoxhuge August 3, 2024

Gewch Weasel 

A grotesquely deformed hairy penis

Oh my God he has a Gewch Weasel
Wassup my Gewch Weasel

Gewch Weasel by Landon De Loume August 16, 2025