Jizz wall wiper 

Where someone masturbates and ejaculates but holds the keeps the fresh semen at the top of his bellend and then wipes it on the wall.

I am Andrew and I am a Jizz Wall Wiper

Jizz wall wiper by j_ball13 November 23, 2011

No Wiper 

The rare (and I mean really rare) instance of bowel evacuation so clean, there is no need to wipe. See also the "No Wiper Challenge", in which you trust your instincts so much, you don't even take a test wipe.

This will be a great day, I just started it with a no wiper.

No Wiper by Everleigh1 March 9, 2015

Tennessee Wipedown 

The act of immedietly heading to the bathroom upon arrival and wiping the sweat from oneself using toilet paper, tissues, or any other available materials.

"Hi Jim. Wow man, you're soaked with sweat"
"Yeah, it's absolutely roasting outside. Excuse me, I need to go give myself a Tennessee Wipedown."

Tennessee Wipedown by magic_pie July 17, 2012

no wiper 

A poop that comes out so clean that when you wipe,you find out that it was completley unnessasary to wipe at all.

I have to take a poop but im in a rush, i hope its a no wiper.

no wiper by OCnoSee April 27, 2009

Wiper Beat

When the windshield wipers on your car sync up with the music on your car radio.

Oh snap! Check out the wiper beat! That song is way sicker with that hotness!

Wiper Beat by ShangstaGangsta August 31, 2009

jizz wall wiper 

Wiping ones jizz on a wall and leaving it there to clomp

Andrew is a jizz wall wiper because he's a red face fuck

jizz wall wiper by Dklc23 November 21, 2013

get wiped 

This is a term used in basketball when someone gets their shot blocked extremely hard.

David Stern: Did you see Kobe earlier?
Phil Jackson: When he was forcing threes or when he got his dunk blocked.

David Stern: Yea I was in the press box and I tried to hold it in but I had to yell out get wiped.

get wiped by ceejmhs February 20, 2010