kidney-wiper 

The male sexual organ.

When encouraged to the necessary length, the aforementioned organ can be used for wiping the kidneys of any game bird*, preferably up the jacksie.

*Please note: game bird means a girl who is up for it, not a pheasant or moorhen.

'Hey darling, fancy sitting on my kidney-wiper?'

'I wouldn't mind wiping her kidneys!'

kidney-wiper by Arthur Damage April 1, 2007

thousand wiper

A real clean up job of your butthole after a shit. You're burning through toilet paper wiping your ass forever.

Dude, that shit came out sideways. It was a real thousand wiper.

thousand wiper by RickO March 25, 2003

Creamy wiper 

A shit that comes out with the consistency of a melting chocolate. It requires excessive wiping of the asshole, taint and butt crack region. If not cleaned properly it leaves a lingering shit odor to the ass and genitalia.

“Amy, you might not want to go down on me. I just had a creamy wiper.”

“That dude is always itching his ass. Bet he had a creamy wiper.”

Creamy wiper by Shitsmanship September 3, 2021

Wisconsin Windshield Wiper 

to have sex doggystyle and pull out, cum all over the girls back and spread it all over back and forth

i totally wisconsin windshield wipered that chick

Wisconsin Windshield Wiper by spaulding123123 June 10, 2010

no wiper 

a shit which requires virtually no wiping at all

EDDIE: hey man, i thought you went to take a shit

PIERCE: yeah dude im done, it was a no wiper

no wiper by ronnie_e November 5, 2010

no wiper 

a dump that leaves behind no trace of the act

we're out of t.p. good thing that was a no wiper

no wiper by kipling January 31, 2005

shit of a thousand wipes 

when poop breaks off halfway out of your ass and you wipe away at the stump as if it were a wet pastel poking out of your asshole.

I wont be coming to work today as I've been cursed by the shit of a thousand wipes.

shit of a thousand wipes by Lunicus January 29, 2007