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Cedartown Georgia 

You better go get your shot gunsss. This is a place where you find the Reddest of rednecks. Its out in the boonies. Run by the sons of the confederate soldiers. Mud bogs, huntin, and drunk times are here. If you ever get caught in Cedartown make sure you stay outta tha ghetto. You just may get shot!! And stay tha hell outta esom hill!! Meetin at the local Kroger and Car washes are the hot teenage spots around here.
Billy: Hey you wanna go fishin in that there crickk.

Henry: Hell if I know Im still wasted from partyin last night on that there mountain.
CEDARTOWN GEORGIA!! HELL NO!
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Perry, Georgia

A great town this is about 30 minutes south of Macon, it is a small town where everyone knows everybody. Ya'll is commonly used and the tea is sweeter than any where else and skipper Johns fired chicken will dominate anyones elses. The local high school, Perry High School is known for its academics, FFA, basketball and baseball. Time might move slower on carrol street but its a great place to live
If you are from Perry, Georgia consider yourself amoung the fortunate.

university of georgia

Home to the redcoat marching band and some of the best college football in the United States. Athens Ga is the best college town in the states also. Sure we have some parties that always kick every other parties ass and thats awesome.
The college that also kicks ass at tennis and gymnastics and baseball. So if you need any other examples then either you go to Athens home of the university of georgia or you aint going to go down there.

Southern Georgia Clam Bottom 

When getting ready to perform anal sex on your partner, you insert a "Tampax Pearl" partly into your partners ass. You then insert the rest of the "Tampax Pearl" into their ass using your stiffened member, and await the "cumming" of the pearl.
"Dude, last night I gave my girl a Southern Georgia Clam Bottom using her last Tampax Pearl, she was so pissed!"

Cleveland Georgia 

1. A town located in Northern Georgia with a population of about 30 thousand. It is the primal location for the shittiest and worst high school in America: where at least half of the student body has said the word "n*gger"
Also know as: Meth-hood Plantation
"John, what can you tell me about Cleveland, Georgia?"

"HTGKMO, one half of Cleveland Georgia's 30 thousand people are soccer moms that try to have the most to compete with others or racist meth-head rednecks. You're either upper-class or lower class. You'll be bullied if you do not wear Chocos, but won't fit in with rednecks and hoes either, unless you want to accept whore behavior and snorting coke at bonfires. There is no in between. Make sure to own the word n*gger as well. They love it. Oh, and whatever you do, don't be anti-marijuana. The folks of Meth-hood Plantation will disown you."
Cleveland Georgia by Bitch-Lasagna February 12, 2019

Appreciate her little Georgia O'Keefe 

appreciate ones little Georgia O'Keefe: to masturbate (said of a woman)

Etymology: allusion the uncanny resemblance of many of O'Keefe's flower paintings to vulvae.
She's crabby because she doesn't appreciate her little Georgia O'Keefe.

She's not answering her phone because she's appreciating her little Georgia O'Keefe.

She's quite the connoisseur of art; she frequently appreciates her little Georgia O'Keefe.

(as) high as a Georgia pine. 

That idiot still ended up getting high as a Georgia pine.