Blanket bsf

A blanket bsf is a MF that you could cuddle with because their blankets smell like piss juice. A blanket bsf could also be someone who u talk so much shit about but the “blanket” is covering all of the sneaky secrets...
A blanket bsf could be someone who you want to finger you under a blanket 😩🤚🏽.

Bsf 1: ou bsf your blanket smells like piss . Lets cuddle
Bsf2: yeah.. now I am your blanket bsf,

Bsf: finger me under the blankets. 🖖
Bsf2: okay.. I’ll become ur blanket bsf.

Blanket bsf by stankasf February 9, 2021

Blanket cakes

getting creampied and not getting to the bathroom quick enough so it leaks all over your blankets

Wesley blanket cakes me.

Blanket cakes by Herobabe12 April 21, 2021

Blanket out of the dryer 

When a girl is so dry the condom stays inside her even though your dick doesnt, so you have to pull it out by hand.

Friend 1: Howd it go last night?

Friend 2: Man last night sucked, I had to pull the blanket out of the dryer

Blanket out of the dryer by MischievousDragon79 April 25, 2021

Blanket Pool 

You put two couches together so that they make a “pool” and you chuck blankets (coverlets; doonas; what have you) and pillows in it. Jump in! It’s like a pillow fort but with couches and blankets!

Yesterday I binge-watched Rick and Morty from my blanket pool.

Blanket Pool by Pineapple Hwy July 6, 2021

blanketinh 

When someone ejaculates on another person's feet, licks it off and spits it on their mailman as a form of gratitude and as a sexual hint

Jenny blanketinh earlier today

blanketinh by Horny and tired July 16, 2021

Blanket Leg Demon

A version of the "monster under your bed," which is feared by people who are afraid of the dark. It is believed that if you leave one of your legs out of the blanket while you're sleeping so it doesn't get too hot for you, this mysterious being will grab the exposed leg and take you into his evil lair.

It may also just be your cat. But what if you don't own a cat?

"I'm hot."

"Just pull the blanket up."

"I can't. The blanket leg demon will steal me away."

"*Sigh* Will you ever let that go?"

Blanket Leg Demon by Ubeenbamboozledson August 12, 2021

blanketsupremacy 

blanketsupremacy is the best person ever. did you know that??

he sends me lord of cat pictures and is very cool and nice😱

Blanketsupremacy> You

Do you know who blanketsupremacy is?

Yes! I do. They are so cool!

blanketsupremacy by yumihisureal August 29, 2021