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poppin teets 

Popping teets is defined poopin caps in ya mommas teets
i was poppin teets in ya momma last night!
poppin teets by Derrick Anderson November 10, 2005

teeth head 

My mom wouldnt let me go to the park because she is a teeth head
teeth head by Slue Cropsy September 29, 2003

teethgannet

(n) Long handled garden shears used to prune shrubs, hedges, and other leafy vegetation.
Would you pass me the teethgannet dear, I need to prune the teethguy tree.

teethrattler 

doing the missus not doggie fashion, but not missionary... kind of while she's turning over.
'jesus slow down, this is a real teethrattler!'

or 'oh god, you made my teeth actually come out of my mouth' if you are older and still sexually keen. or with some kind of oral disease.
teethrattler by zac pro July 13, 2004

Teeth drag

during a blow job, unusually large teeth drag across penis in an unpleasant fashion
Dude, that girl's teeth drag fucking sucks and hurts/was sharp.
Teeth drag by jdmt January 1, 2012

Teeth Seeg 

A fictional character with very messed up teeth.
His teeth are almost as bad as teeth seeg.
Teeth Seeg by 4lomm May 5, 2013