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Sphincter Shake 

The sexual act in which one partner lays on the ground face first and proceeds to stretch their butt-cheeks apart revealing the anal cavity. Their counterpart must be a lactating woman; she squeezes her breasts into the anus, causing the nutritious milk to pour inside. The milk mixes with remaining fecal matter creating a delicious snack. She then kneels down and felches the milky shake out of the anus.
After hours of exhausting fornication, Jennifer decided she could go for a sphincter shake fresh from her lover's anus. Hopefully she doesn't wake the baby.
Sphincter Shake by BlueWaffleCHomper September 5, 2010

sphincter shy 

Not being able to take a shit in front of other people. Similar to being bladder shy, only with taking a shit.
I needed to shit so bad while we were on the beach, but due to the presence of other people on the beach, I became sphincter shy.
sphincter shy by Collin VDG May 26, 2008

Sphincter Queef 

after cumming in a girls ass she turns around and farts it on your face.
'is that my cum that just shot out of your ass and landed on my face'

'is that the reason my face has been so soft and clear lately'

'is this shit on my face or is it sphincter queef'

Sphincter vision

The ability to seek out dat ass and get somebody right in the sphincter. This person is called a sphincterizer
Zac: Swiggity swooty I'm gonna cum in that booty
John: Dude you could easily do it with that sphincter vision you got there.

Zac: I know. I used it on your mom last night!
John: ...My mom was raped to death you jackass

sphincter boy 

A symonym for asshole or douchebag. Can also be used as a put-down to homosexuals.
"Shut up sphincter boy!"
"That guy's a major sphincter boy."

sphincter blossom

the picturesque look of the anus ring as it opens like a flower to expel shit/semen/gerbils etc.
you shoudda seen dat swollen sphincter blossom drip after I blew my load in her azz.