slashed 

Scottish term used to describe being cut with a knife or blade.

Ned: Here mate, want slashed?

Ned 2: Bolt ya rocket.

slashed by JackoMayte May 16, 2010

smushed 

to be really, really drunk

omg last night i was so smushed i snogged the dog

smushed by miss egg March 28, 2009

slashed mattress 

the appearance of the pubic region of an unkempt young lady.due to the resemblance of a horsehair mattress which has been slashed with a stanley knife.

that bird a pulled last night man,oh jesus she had a fanny like a slashed mattress

slashed mattress by pishmeister69 April 25, 2006

Slashed 

To destroy/annihilate somebody or something in a competition.

Dude, I just slashed you in arm wrestling.

Slashed by Cstump7071 July 6, 2017

smushed zoey 

she’s SO ANNOYING AND SMUSHED. why can’t she swim literally get her out of here rn she reeks like cheddar

Smushed Zoey is small and smushed in the floor

smushed zoey by Poopy in my bum April 3, 2020

Slushee 

The result of fucking a bucket full of jizz and ice.

“Yo! Brian I made the biggest slushee last night with my buddies. You should have been there!”

Slushee by Hardboiledboi February 16, 2019

sloshed 

Deprived of sleep to the point that one becomes hyperactive or experiences something like a mild high. When sloshed it is common to find everything way more amusing than it should be.

"Vagina!" *Laughs*
"You know that's not funny, right?"
"Yeah, but I'm sloshed."

sloshed by Vimmy August 4, 2007