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scheduleball 

A term used to describe the practice of NCAA mens basketball teams tailoring their non-conference and conference schedules to exploit weaknesses in the RPI rating system. Exploitation of the RPI ratings allows a team better chances of reaching a higher seed in the NCAA tournament come selection time.

There are various ways of gaming the RPI rating system, including:

1. Selecting to play difficult teams on the road, even if it is expected for them to dominate you.

2. Choosing not to schedule teams that are in what is considered to be an inferior conference.

3. Choosing to schedule division 2 teams instead of scheduling less skilled division 1 teams in order to avoid a potentially large RPI hit in the chance of a loss.

One recent example of a team scheduleballing is the University of Kansas during the 2013-14 season. Kansas was able to maintain at the number 1 position in the RPI despite being dominated several times by teams that were not in the top 25 at the time.

Scheduleballing is generally frowned upon and considered a dishonorable methodology for attaining a higher seed than was actually earned.
KU remained in the number 1 RPI spot for most of the 2013-14 season by playing scheduleball.
scheduleball by ModusPwnens February 25, 2014

schedule bombing

When one doctor puts or adds him or herself as a patient to another doctors already booked schedule last minute .
It can also be used when one doctor adds a random patient to another doctors already booked schedule with short or no notice .

It can be applied to other professions as well whereby a colleague calls in a favor and adds oneself or a another person they know to a fully booked work day schedule . Example : attorney or talent agent .
Good morning Dr. Jones , This is Dr. Jim Smith and I'm sorry to be schedule bombing you like this but I think I just broke my nose playing basketball at the gym and I really need you to take a look at it today and tell me what you think.
schedule bombing by Dr Doolittle December 6, 2016
A plan that you know will end up with a fight
The Scheduel to build the bridge was going to cause trouble
Scheduel by Willan Lee November 22, 2018

Schedule 

A piece of paper that determines where an employee will be and when.
My secretary schedules whores to come to my house and fuck me. I'm so good with women I don't even have to go out to meet them. My social skills were cripples at birth but I can still talk my way into a girl's pants. So long as someone calls them, adds them to the schedule of the group home I have to live in because ime retarded, and tell them that I'm exempt from the rules regarding molesting the mentally disabled clients. You could try to claim they aren't whores but unless they just aren't getting paid for a shift they took and agreed to take to go sit on a fat retard cock then they are getting paid to fuck a retard. I mean at the end of the shift it's $50 and that's about exactly as much as it costs for a half and half from a prostitute. It can't be a coincidence.
Schedule by Hym Iam December 4, 2020

Schedulear 

Spanish way to define that a meeting must be settled.
Carlos, necesitamos "schedulear" una reunión para tratar los temas importantes
Schedulear by kiwbi September 23, 2022

Schedule 

Juan owns the word “schedule”
I have a very busy schedule tomorrow
Schedule by ANiggaWithABigDick April 19, 2023