Accident Prone 

The somewhat, very magical talent, of somehow finding a way to injure yourself in any situation possible, despite the odds. People who are accident prone somehow defy all logic, space, and time and always seem to constantly hurt themselves anywhere no matter the situation.

Dammit Annie! I swear u gotta go to a doctor and get diagnosed with a very serious case of accident proneness!!!

Accident Prone by Thunder shock March 1, 2018

Pronz 

A nicer way to say porn.

OH NO! You deleted my sexy PRONZ.

I watch pronz while useing my mastabatory system.

Pronz by kingkong1212 April 12, 2009

mirror pronouns 

Mirror pronouns are often used by people that are comfortable with any pronouns, but prefer for you to use your own pronouns when talking about them.

A: I use mirror pronouns.

G: What's that?

A: I means you use your pronouns for me.

G: oh ok cool!

She/her (X uses she/her pronouns)

X: She was having a great time at the wedding, she was so fun to be around.

He/him (G uses he/him pronouns)

G: Look at him, he's winning the game!

They/they (H uses they/them pronouns)

H: They should be fine with the birthday party.

It/its (T uses it/its pronouns)

T: It should be here soon, don't worry, it won't forget to come.

Xe/xem (O uses xe/xem pronouns)

O: I told you xe would like ice cream, but no, now xer sad. Look what you did!

mirror pronouns by Nopenopeinope October 1, 2021

pronunciation chickenshit 

worried whether to use what you know to be the proper pronunciation of a name and seem pretentious to some, or to use the name’s more common mispronunciation and seem a dunce to others

I’m always a pronunciation chickenshit when it comes to “Vincent van Gogh”.

pronunciation chickenshit by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ September 21, 2011

pronoun petty 

A person who is extremely self-conscious about their pronouns.

NOTE: If a person corrects you nicely, they're not pronoun petty.

Person 1 - "Hey, have you seen Katie? She's been pretty off la-"
Katie - "EXCUSE ME I ONLY USE THEY/THEM PRONOUNS"
Person 1 - "Yeah whatever you pronoun petty fuck."

pronoun petty by GermanFromSaucePlayz September 18, 2021

pronto 

immediately, right away, hurry up

I need this done, pronto!

pronto by VAKI5 May 10, 2005

proncrastination 

Procrastinating by looking at pron.

proncrastination: Oh man, I proncrastinated so long last night. Now my paper's due and my right hand is numb, too.

proncrastination by OHaiThar October 24, 2008