A response given to a person/situation/blog that is in a state of rambling before getting to the actual point of their story. Typically accompanied by an eye-roll.
Rachel’s biscuit n’ gravy recipe is amazing! But, I had to get through her 3-page blog about how much it meant to her. By page 2, all I could think was, “How Pinteresting”
A tease on a dating site - someone who persistently sends cute or cryptic messages, but has no intention of meeting you - they are just testing the waters. Pinging you.
A pinger sends a message like this in the middle of the night: Having sweet dreams? Leaves you wondering - does he want to meet me? or is this what I can expect if I keep communicating with him? Cute, cryptic, ambiguous messages...