pikeyness 

When there is a slight wiff of dog blanket about you.

Pikeyness - Getting dressed - and then having a wash.
Pikeyness - Sniffing your socks - then deciding to give 'em another bash.
Pikeyness - When your complexion resembles someone who has just finished their bag of chips - and wiped their face with the paper.
Pikeyness - When one or more Pot Noodles is part of your weekly diet.
Pikeyness - When the grease from your hair starts to eminate through your baseball cap - and of course having "hat-hair".
Pikeyness - Shopping at Lidl - 'cos your just a bit too pikey to shop at Aldi.
Pikeyness - "sounds like mick - but it's not mick - know what I mean?"

pikeyness by Pikeyshaun January 17, 2008

Pikey's Jigsaw 

A discarded, cut-up credit card

As the thieving little gyppo shitbags rummage through your bin/down the tip they invariably come across chopped up credit cards. They then piece together the card in an effort to defraud the previous card holder/credit card company through various methods of identity theft. Each collection of chopped-up plastic pieces can be considered a "Pikey's jigsaw" as they give it to their kids to piece together like a jigsaw. Probably.

Pikey's Jigsaw by CurtoGB April 7, 2010

pokediger1v1wowvs

Oh yeah! The great name for hackers! Hacker-Idiot
Uhh hes hacking Hacker
For something is bad, cuz he hacks and dont get ban

He sucks so much! SOmeone kill him!
Pokediger1v1wowvs is gay!!!

pokediger1v1wowvs by Notofer February 26, 2020

pikey stones 

A physical man made barrier, usually made of big strategically placed stones at entrances to large fields where a fence is not present. These are used as blockades to deter traveling gypsies and chavs with motor vehicles to uphold the piece of the land.

We can't get through there because someone has placed some pikey stones in the way!

pikey stones by Wildlife Brambler October 15, 2022

Majestic Piledriver 

The act of skydiving off your couch without any pants while your sexual partner lays spread eagle on the ground. You have to be majestic or you will surely break it in half.

"Hey Zack, what's wrong."

"I tried a majestic piledriver last night on Paco's mom".
"And'?
"I wasn't majestic like an eagle".

Majestic Piledriver by Some really white kid June 20, 2011

Pike Place roast 

Very small cat turds, almost resembling coffee beans.

Fritz the cat left some Pike Place roast on the carpet. Maybe it is time to clean the litter box?

Pike Place roast by Billy Bubba August 4, 2008

pike bike 

A girl who has sex with three or more Pike brothers in the Pi Kappa Alpha fraternity.

That girl is a pike bike everyone in the frat gets a ride. That girl got biked, that was the third guy in Pike that she had sex with.

pike bike by qwerty97180 August 2, 2011