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To have, after some sexual act, reduced one's partner to a state of passivity via an extraordinary orgasm.

When one is 'puddled', he/she is unable to move, speak or think coherently. They have, effectively, 'melted into a puddle'.
Girl 1: My gosh, he was so good, he totally puddled me.
Girl 2: I'm so jealous! I haven't been puddled in ages...

Guy: I'm going to absolutely puddle you.
Girl: YESSSS!!!
Puddled by kiwicheeky October 24, 2012
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When you orgasm immediately after hearing a good idea
Person1: "You alright la' wanna go KFC for dinner?"
Person2: "I just puddled myself la, what time are we going?"
To, how you say, piss your pants.
Only a little bit though
Enough to be cute, something to laugh about

A miniscule, adorable amount of urine released into the pants.
"Omgz.. I just piddled in my panties."

"Kristen, did you just make a piddle?"
Piddle by Fatigan February 16, 2007
To Piddle, is to Finger a girl, or play with your own bits and pieces.

Stimulation via the fingers.
My friend piddles his girl at the wrong times. And has earned the nick name Piddler on Roof, Or Batman's arch nemesis, the Piddler.
piddle by Ramooooooonnnnneeee April 18, 2007

puddledink 

Squeezing your cock, then pissing until it forms a bulge, and then releasing. AKA Piss bomb
I'm gonna puddledink all over your mom's face.
puddledink by Iced T October 12, 2006

Piddlefitz

1) A bum cover.

2) Boys (aka dead boys since all boys are dead)

3) Sailor's Dungarees.
Hey man, your piddlefitz is loose and showing something it shouldn't.

Those piddlefitz' are ruining my lawn!!

"Attention Sailors, it's dress down friday so put on your piddlefitz."
Piddlefitz by The Piddler May 8, 2008

piddle stank town 

A place where carpets go when they have too
much "piddle" on them and are burned in a huge bon fire which the place "stanks" of
dirty piddle!
"oh, rodeny piddle stank towns are the worst"

"I know what you mean elizabeth piddle stank town are worse than chicken coops!"