Olerud Offense 

An Olerud Offense applies stricto sensu to football but it can be broadened to include a variety of other sports, both real and virtual.

The Olerud Offense was derived from the madcap antics of the baseball great John Olerud. Just as the adjective Olerud implies a zany unpredictability, the Olerud Offense is characterized by its maverick formations and headlong playcalling. The term was coined in the early 1990s during one of Houston's famous living room Tecmo tournaments.

One prominent feature of the Olerud Offense is the flea-flicker; another is the so-called 100-yard-pass play, made most famous in Super Tecmo by QB Eagles.

This guy runs an Olerud Offense so watch the fudge out!!

Olerud Offense by Doctor Max August 1, 2012

offensive lineman 

300+ pound men, protect the quarterback and push the defensive linemen forward on a run play. They are the only males that are 6 foot 5 weigh over 300 and can still run a 4.4 40 yard dash. They are the hogs on the team and require the most water breaks and are usually smarter then the defensive linemen since they need to know all 200 plays and 100 line calls. Slower then defensive linemen, but smarter, they put all the retards on defense because all they have to do is kill the man with the ball.

The defensive line was pushed back by the mean, fat offensive lineman when the ball was snapped.

offensive lineman by HOGS ALL DAY December 16, 2011

#euphoric might delete.prob offensive

A video that Trisha Paytas made on tiktok, where she she dressed up and Cleopatra while lip-syncing Steve Martins "King Tut" and captioned the video #euphoric might delete.prob offensive

person 1: what's your favorite video on tiktok?
person 2: #euphoric might delete.prob offensive

#euphoric might delete.prob offensive by angie yonaga September 25, 2020

No Offense 

A phrase added to an otherwise insulting statement. You say "no offense" right before or after you say something that is insulting. "No offense" allows you to say just about anything you want about anyone.

It is sometimes followed up by "none taken." The recipient of the original comment says "none taken" to signal that they were not insulted.

Without)
Joe: Sally, you've put on some weight
Sally: *slaps the shit out of Joe*

With)

Joe: No offense, Sally, you've gotten fat
Sally: None taken. I guess I should go on a diet. .

No Offense by Northendwhitetrash October 4, 2009

No Offence 

No offence, usually said right before someone horribly insults you. It removes guilt from them and so they can say anything, however cruel without feeling remorseful.

Tony: "No Offence, but you look like you fell on your face when you were born."

No Offence by 56jack87 December 15, 2009

Counter-Strike: Global Offensive 

Pretty much Call of Duty for Russians.

Эй , вы собираетесь в Counter-Strike: Global Offensive турнир в эти выходные ?

Counter-Strike: Global Offensive by twilight the fat wizard July 29, 2016

Facepalmable Offense 

An act that is worthy of receiving a facepalm

Forgetting to wear clothes is such a facepalmable offense.

Facepalmable Offense by tripolar92 February 14, 2009