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Day-fore-day 

The day before yesterday.

Ex: Today is Sept 3.
Yesterday is Sept 2.
Day-fore-day is Sept 1.
Mom: Did you get a shower today?
Me: No, I got one day-fore-day

There-here fore

I want food there-here fore one hungry

there here fore

She is ugly there here fore unsuitable for marriage

conversational fore-play

When someone wants to talk to you but instead of getting to the point, they skirt around the issue by talking about other, less important things. Also when there is a big point to make, but you are nervous and can't get right into the big point without telling a meaningless story or two.
My Boss: Well, Kevin, I wanted to talk to you today. Please sit down.
Me: Is there a problem Jesse?
My Boss: Not really, but how are you doing today Kevin?
Me: I'm doing fine I guess. But what was it you wanted to talk to me about?
My Boss: Don't worry, we'll get to that. First, I want to tell you about when I started with the company ten years ag-
Me: Look Jesse, I have a lot of reports to run, so if you don't mind cutting out the conversational fore-play, and let's talk business?

(Actual conversational foreplay with my boss)

rumple fore-skin 

the uncercumsized penis of an elderly man
Yeah he was rich. I still couldn't do it though, he had a rumple fore-skin

premature fore-gasm 

the act in which a male gets too excited during fore play and ejaculates before the actual act of sex begins.
-I really like Brian, but his premature fore-gasms are really starting to annoy me. He's like a young teenager.
premature fore-gasm by 3PJ February 27, 2011