Flattening the curve 

The upcoming newest euphemism for a mommy make-over.

Sandra, wanting to do her part and save the world as well as her desirability to the young studs, just her appointment with the plastic surgeon so he could aid her in flattening the curve.

Flattening the curve by BS euphamisms March 21, 2020

Fluteing 

When your getting your cock sucked and the girl plays your shaft like a flute for practice in band

Derek got fluted by that band nerd!

Fluteing by psychoboy422 March 26, 2003

Beyond the flattering smile. 

a phrase meaning that when a Korean woman flatters you by smiling at you in order to escape from imminent personal danger you should know she will betray you without hesitation

I won’t fall for her honeyed words, beyond the flattering smile. I’m gonna repatriate the hooker to back the Korean Peninsula.

Beyond the flattering smile. by Amamo-chan January 29, 2006

Fattering 

A sarcastic version of the word 'flattering'.

My brother just called me a bitch. How very fattering of him.

Fattering by Hedjaninja July 26, 2007

frittering 

To randomly procrastinate more than you have been.

I am seriously considering frittering away a few hours playing on PS3.

frittering by dmann1982 April 11, 2010

Fluckering 

A variation of "fuckening". When you can't express your interior yells of disbelief through cussing and need a more creative word.

Karen told me that she was simply fluckering after being presented with the watermelons she hated so much.

Fluckering by Chey Berry June 22, 2016

Flattening The Kurd

Unsolicited and unwanted "advice" directed at a Kurdish girl or woman in the form of diet talk, body shaming or weight loss tips. Kurdish women are known for their curves and their love of hearty meals, so this is both a racist and sexist activity. It is not always meant to be bigoted but that is generally how it comes across.

Its perpetrators are usually either white or Turks. This term is Derived from flattening the curve, stopping the transmission of a disease in particular Covid-19.

Sharon: ZOMG Zilan you can't eat those 4 almonds, they have calories! Remember to count calories, you need to be a size UK4 so men will find you attractive.

Zilan: I really wish you would stop Flattening The Kurd when I'm around. Enjoying eating is part of my culture.
Sharon: You should be ashamed of yourself for eating bad food. Why don't you try air? It's guilt-free.
Zilan: Look, if you continue to Flatten The Kurd, we'll have to set some boundaries.

Flattening The Kurd by Begging For Pegging October 31, 2020