dirty fire hydrant

When you perform anal penetration on a man/woman (whatever floats your boat), pull out just before orgasm and ejaculate in their oral cavity, followed by urinating in the previously mentioned orifice.

Tyrone: "Yo my nignog, this girl was so hot last night I had to put her out with a dirty fire hydrant''
DeShawn: "I wish you'd do that shit to me brotha"

dirty fire hydrant by Boat People May 9, 2017

Rusty Fire Hydrant 

When a male (older male) is in the act of “cumming” and nothing comes out

babe i need you back, he got my with a rusty fire hydrant again

Rusty Fire Hydrant by Braden Fredericks September 4, 2017

California Fire Hydrant 

Phrase used to refer to something that is broken / doesn't work as its intended.

A teacher erases his chalkboard, however the chalk barely comes off the board. He holds up the eraser, "What is this? A California Fire Hydrant??"

California Fire Hydrant by OccupiedGarrett January 14, 2025

Bulgarian Fire hydrant

When viciously finger a women till she has an orgasm. You collect the liquid, and keep fingering her until her blood mixes with her orgasm. You then mix the liquid with alcohol, and keep drinking till you and the girl get black-out drunk.

"I had a blast doing the Bulgarian Fire Hydrant to a girl last night."

Bulgarian Fire hydrant by Maxdagoat2508 July 3, 2025

Wisconsin Fire-hydrant

When a man thrusts his lighter fluid soaked erect penis into the vagina of a woman with a lit match inside of her, the man then pulls his flaming cock from her “ring of fire”, ejaculating onto the flames successfully extinguishing them

Athen suggested that him and Hayden should do a Wisconsin fire-hydrant

Wisconsin Fire-hydrant by Makiyavellii February 9, 2026

Albany Fire Hydrant

This act requires two people: the hydrant (uncircumcised) and the hose. The hydrant wraps his foreskin around the hose's puckered lips (preferably named Tyler) and pisses into his mouth. The hydrant preferably has to shit, and after doing so, the hose uses the piss reservoir to clean the hydrant's asshole (i.e. bidet).

Marlon: Dude, I just ate a shit ton of Taco Bell, my asshole is probably gonna be covered in shit later
Tyler: Don't worry dawg, I can run an Albany Fire Hydrant on you

Albany Fire Hydrant by Austin Raphael May 3, 2026

San Francisco Fire Hydrant 

When one man lays on his back with his erect penis pointing upwards, his partner then places his penis in a perpendicular fashion against the first mans. This arrangement simulates the appearance of a fire hydrant and connected hose.

Ace said to Gary " I want to do the San Francisco Fire Hydrant tonight."

San Francisco Fire Hydrant by AFEOD70 October 2, 2014