doodle farter

someone that is lazy as shit, who acts like they're doing something but are really doing nothing.

ashley you're such a twat waffle stop being a doodle farter.

doodle farter by Jessica A. P. March 30, 2009

Bone Farter 

Juul, also when you rip heinous ass with a boner or qc chubber.

Jerry: Aye JT, you got a bone farter?
JT: Yeah its scrapping tho!

Bone Farter by Bollyquinn October 23, 2019

Up the farter 

To perform an act of anal sex on a male or female, in my case female

Girlfriend: " No stop it, I'm on the rag "
Boyfriend: " No bother! U'll just have to take it up the farter "

Up the farter by John Gaskell September 17, 2005

man farter

A woman who farts in a low tone, or like a man.

"wow did u hear Grace last night. She's such a man farter

man farter by Tabernaque February 25, 2008

cake farter 

An Idiot who has nothing better to do than sit on a cake and fart.
Started in the land of the Retards under canada.
Video available on google of some inbred ugly chick sitting on a cake and blowing wind.

Just think, you paid good money to send them to school, looked after them and kept them out of trouble and jail. Only to go on the web and see your daughter farting on a cake.
It must make her parents weep.

Ah well, that's the result of years of inbreeding I suppose.

So my definition in full of a cake farter is:-
Mong, Retard, inbred idiot, or any other word that descibes the most stupid person your ever going to meet!!!

Google cake fart and the cake farter can clearly there be seen doing it.

http://www.cakefarts.com

For those of you to lazy to google it.

cake farter by smuje March 31, 2009

Pickle Farter 

Someone so lame that they fart pickles.

Derived from a story my dad told me from when he was in the navy during the Vietnam War. For some reason a man frequently bragged about his "cherry ass." He bragged so much that one day his coworkers shoved a pickle in his ass. The man squatted, pooped out the pickle, and cried. From then on, he was called "Pickles."

Man, that guy is so smarmy; he's a pickle farter!

Pickle Farter by Tom August 3, 2008

Pillow Farter 

A person who farts on their girlfriend's pillow.

AJ Rothert is a goddamn pillow farter.
That pillow farter gave me pink eye

Pillow Farter by radasballs September 23, 2011