confectionary distributor of the anal variety 

Term coined in the deep African wildlands by native tribesmen to describe the feeling of dopamine after the Eldrich Gods beat the Roman Emperor in a duel involving two pistols, 8 oz of Mexican black tar heroin and a cow. Such a turning of the psychological tables evokes notions of sweet sustenance given by a traveller who goes only by the name "John Archibald Bazaro Kennedy Fletcher-Missouri the 12th" and will not appear if not addressed as such. He serves as the distributor for these confectionary items but was secretly in league with the Romans. as such, the food items have been stored in an unsightly cavity without the tribesmen's knowledge.

Abu's father - "Look Abu, John Archibald Bazaro Kennedy Fletcher-Missouri the 12th: the confectionary distributor of the anal variety."

confectionary distributor of the anal variety by Trauchen Voodenschtampfern 3rd September 20, 2022

Confectionately 

A professional pastry chef or baker's closing salutation for a letter, email, or text

Confectionately Yours,
Chef Tosi

Confectionately by Confectionate Chef September 9, 2023

Conlection 

A fancy word that I made up and it means congressman involved in an election

yo dude this congressman is conlection
What the fuck is conlection?

Conlection by juggingrootsyeehaw12 October 15, 2023

Conviction 

Often seen as the sexual kink of philosophies in the eyes of society (often used to describe to religion, politics, drugs, war, rock & roll, and rap), a conviction is the opposite of eviction, which is the physical (or psychological) exodus of self or ideas. Meaning, it is not a belief one can simply let go of, and the more honest people from every culture and background often die for it, or live long enough to speak against it! The one's that gain the most ground, are the one's that kill the least... at least, supposedly...

"Mormon's are *oh SO* convicted that they send their own adolescent descendants to become missionaries."

"According to Wikipedia, Rage Against the Machine band members often referred to themselves as 'Guilty Parties' for each album. If we were to take them at their word, they are aware of the weight of their convictions when they wrote their songs... that's why they chose to sing it instead of the alternative..."

"One great irony in science is it acknowledges it's limitations, and yet scientists defend it's despite being bound to the convictions of their own minds and bodies. Their convictions are just as strong as the religions they claim to hate, and the religions hate them back with equal hypocrisy."

Conviction by ShelShokSherlok March 11, 2024

Confunctionating 

To control and function a certain machinery or other objects you could control and function.

"Yesterday I was confunctionating a crane at my work."

Confunctionating by meltyourchunkskank May 20, 2024

Conflictory 

Synonymously used was confrontational.

She’s very conflictory.

Conflictory by StartLite July 31, 2024

conviction 

A strong belief or opinion

Parth Awana has conviction about Shyamal

conviction by MasterScary July 3, 2025