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cockednips 

A fashion faux pas of the highest magnitude. When a woman does not take the time to align her nipples in her bra correctly, thus making it hard for people not to stare, because they are going in opposite directions.

She was a fashion disaster, between her cockednips and camel toe I didn't know where to rest my eyes.
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cockednips by sweetjanijani July 22, 2010
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chucked the shits 

An Australian term meaning to throw a tantrum, get upset, or over react to something.

Or in other terms "chuck a wobbly", "cracking the shits", "spat the dummy".
"Dad really chucked the shits when he found out I took his car last night!"

"Better clean that up before Mum sees it, or she'll really chuck the shits!"

getting cocked 

Receiving oral sex while field stripping and cleaning a weapon.
I love getting cocked at the range when no one's looking
getting cocked by the pervy pilot November 30, 2017

cocked and locked 

"Cocked and locked" refers to a method of carrying a pistol, often a 1911 gov't model semiauto, with a round already in the chamber and the hammer cocked back and ready to fire. It is a term coined by police who carry 1911 pistols in this manner. Usually the holster strap is inserted between the hammer and firing pin for safety, which is snapped open when needed for a fast draw. It is actually safe to carry a 1911 model pistol in this way because of the redundant safety mechanisms such as the 1911's grip safety and thumb safety to protect against any accidental discharge until the weapon is on target and the shooter is ready to fire.
I like to carry my 1911 Colt Commander "cocked and locked" in my concealment holster when I go out. I want to be instantly ready for action if I have to draw. Having to rack your slide before firing could potentially get you killed.
cocked and locked by JJRtwu2008 March 20, 2008

pocket checked 

Normally referring to an antic in battle rapping. One opponent physically (in a normally strictly verbal battle) taps the pockets of the other rapper in a sign of disrespect. The dis derives from checking their pocket to see if they actually have stacks on deck, or in some battles to see if they really do come strapped with a gun.
Now, this battle is disrespect,
I'll run up on you and you'll get 'pocket checked' *taps pockets*

Yo, MC Mike got kicked out of URL for swinging after getting pocket checked
pocket checked by Ohmattic August 15, 2016

Cocked diesel 

Something very sturdily built, made to exceed specifications.

Interchangeable with- Cocked Deez
"Did you see the new brakes I put on my car?"
"Damn those thing are cocked diesel!"
Cocked diesel by Audi0s March 20, 2010