drop a log in the chipper 

The act of shitting into a sink, then "flushing" by running the garbage disposal. Performed as a last resort, only when all other toilets are in use. Frequently involves beer shits the morning after.

"Mike had to drop a log in the chipper because his girlfriend and her roommate were using the bathrooms."

drop a log in the chipper by K-Don-yo October 14, 2006

Wood Chipper

A device that is very useful for disposing of bodies quickly

is that your friend in the wood chipper?

Wood Chipper by Mr. Jiggs January 9, 2008

Dick Chipper 

An individual with braces that does a really bad job at giving head.

May also apply to someone with sharp, snaggled teeth.

I can wait for Sonja to get her braces off. Finally she won’t be a dick chipper. That shit hurts.

My uncle is a dick chipper. His teeth are too sharp.

Dick Chipper by Eaton Holgoode December 5, 2017

Double Chipper 

The act of double chipping is similar to that of double dipping: When one takes two chips instead of just one and inserts them into the dip, effectively getting more dip out of that scoop. Often followed by receiving the stink eye from those who you are sharing the dip with.

Bro #!: Guy, you're such a double chipper, it's ridiculous. Look, we're already out of dip!

Bro #2: I'm sure your double dipping isn't helping all too much either, numbnuts.

Double Chipper by ๖ۣۜDommie September 19, 2010

Wood Chipper Worthies 

A genre designed to adaquately catagorize those people who have so royally destroyed their public reputation that they are worth being fed into a wood chipper. In this manner all their "friends" which they have insulted or offended beyond repair can be satisfied by their slow and agonizing demise. A Wood Chipper Worthy is any person who deserves to die by slowly being processed into mulch.

Some Wood Chipper Worthies might include: Ex-boyfriends, ex-girlfriends, psychotic and demented friends and family, and other random people you don't like.

Wood Chipper Worthies by The Wood Chipper May 6, 2009

Dirty Chipper 

A person who seems to amaze others by a certain skill or characteristic

Jack is a proper dirty chipper. When he’s playing football, he skills everyone!

Dirty Chipper by CdotD22 February 12, 2018

Wood Chipper

A chick that uses her teeth when performing fellatio.

Dan's dick is all banged up because Lauren is a wood chipper.

Wood Chipper by Jmac-Gtown April 11, 2009