Irish Carb-Bomb 

A giant baked potato.

Person 1: You look like you've gained 5 pounds.

Person 2: Yeah, I just did an Irish carb-bomb, my stomach feels like it's about to explode.

Irish Carb-Bomb by biscotti666 April 4, 2011

soft carb 

To be hit in the head with a piece of stale French bread. To retaliate, defecate in a baguette and hit the bread thrower in the head with bread filled with shit.

My roommate hit me with bread and I returned the favor by giving him a soft carb.

soft carb by Dtrain55 August 25, 2011

Low Carb 

How you feel when you finally hit that point in your weekend where you stop caring and decide to get high. "Low" would be sarcastic for high and "Carb" being the sarcastic way of saying you do not care. You feel low carb when you figure you are done with caring about your responsibilities and have an urge to get high.

Bob: Hey do you still have to work today?
John: No man, it's Saturday. I'm feeling low carb.

Bob: Wanna Smoke?

Low Carb by BCbrother August 7, 2016

Holly carb 

Holly carb is when a girl suck so much dick and swallows so much cum you got to stick your fingers up her nose when you bust a nut to keep it from coming out her nose

Did you see how many dicks she has all ready sucked tonight. Ya this next guy is gonna have to use the holly carb when he busts are that shits gonna shoot out her nose all over his shirt

Holly carb by Ateaball and flailing tuff December 31, 2023

Cognizant Carbs 

When you feel guilty about all the carbs you’ve been eating so your subconscious starts to ascribe human characteristics to all types of bread products in an effort to make you less inclined to eat them . This happens to such a degree that you begin to believe that bread is actually a living entity with moral qualms about being consumed. It starts as a case of Pareidolia(seeing faces in unusual places). When the carbs in your life become cognizant it is not uncommon to see your muffin smiling at you or corn bread frowning in disgust. They stare at you and you stare back. You look with longing, while they gaze back in judgement. Before too long your explaining to your family that you haven’t eaten the waffles sitting out on the table because they have a rich backstory and kids at home that can’t get by without them.

Dean: I only did Keto for a week before I binged on a dozen Krispy Kreme’s. That last one didn’t appreciate it much.
Sam: Last one? Last donut?
Dean: Yeah, you could tell he was pissed?
Sam: Dude, those are cognizant carbs. The guilt got to you.

Cognizant Carbs by Darren Besert May 6, 2018

Carbona Not Glue 

A song that caused my name on this site, dude.

Carbona not glue, 1,2,3,4

Carbona Not Glue by Carbona Ramone April 21, 2021

Fecal Carbonation

The feeling caused by holding in a fart, that results in the poop being carbonated with the unpassed gas. The resulting poop is bubbly and airy, and often painful to excrete.

Man, I've been holding in so many farts that I'm getting fecal carbonation!

My asshole just got torn apart by my shit's fecal carbonation.

Fecal Carbonation by theaman97 November 25, 2013