Twinkie Britches 

Metaphor used to describe a condition or situation so intense or sexually exciting it could cause you to ejaculate in your pants. Named for ejaculate being compared to cream in the phrase "cream my jeans". Can be used to describe a person's attractiveness or a situation.

"Man she looks so hot in that halter top she gave me twinkie britches."

Twinkie Britches by sprydle December 20, 2008

Skank Britches 

Britches that is so damn tight and/or low that the damn skank's ass, crack, and/or possibly his/her t'aint is exposed like a damn strumpet.

Paula Abdul's skank britches are so damn skank ass that even ryan seacrest is embarrassed for her ratchety ass.

Skank Britches by lauren clouse May 24, 2011

Fussy Britches 

Someone who is trying to hurry or speed something up.

Mike: When are we going to go? We're gonna be late. If we're late, i'll cry....i swear...LET'S GO!!!
Christian: Easy fussy britches...they're open 24 hours. You'll get your happy meal.

Fussy Britches by Breaston June 28, 2009

wonky britches 

When your undercarriage gets sweaty from running or whatver activity. AKA Sweaty Nutz, swamp ass.

No running for me today, It gives me a terrible case of the wonky britches.

wonky britches by TastesLikeDeadBaby June 16, 2005

Shat my Britches 

Describing the shit in your undies in past tense. Often used by someone who is qualified enough to de-shit their britches themselves.

Yeah I shat my britches. Mind your own beeswax.

Shat my Britches by Peach pudding January 18, 2021

Pissy Britches 

A Person that Pees on thierself everytime the get a spanking!!!!

You stupid ass Kid!!!!!!!!! You're such a pissy britches!!

Pissy Britches by he he June 26, 2003

Stinky Shit Britches 

A person who reeks of shit because they either have neglected to properly wipe their asshole or they haven't bathed in several days.

Guy 1: "Eww what's that smell?"

Guy 2: "Probably stinky shit britches over there."

Stinky Shit Britches by stinkyshitbritches May 31, 2018