wipe swipe

When a person is out of toilet paper and simply uses the side of the hand in a swiping motion to get it all out at once, usually followed by a long period of hand washing.

I was out of toilet paper in there, man.
Aw dang, did you have to use a wipe swipe?

You know it, that's why It too so long.

wipe swipe by The antichirist of memes May 23, 2016

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Wipe the slate clean

A plan by Father Elijah to destroy the NCR & Legion,by unleashing the Sierra Madre's technology upon the wasteland,such as the cloud.

"Sources of food, supplies, medical assistance, ammo, make more collars, even print currency! Make a nation. The Cloud allows me to wipe the slate clean."

Wipe the slate clean by jj_da_jet_plane January 13, 2022

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Wipe (noun)

It’s a freaking wipe. Get you face dirty right now. Now clean yourself off. What did you use? A towel? A cloth? A WIPE MABEY? Jesus I’m done with the internet

Sally got the shit beat out of her at recess, so she asked the teacher to get a WIPE to clean herself off. Sally doesn’t snitch. Sally isn’t a coward. The Wipe (noun) is useful for cleaning

Wipe (noun) by The janitor who uses wipes May 21, 2023

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wipe trauma

Temporary pain and/or discomfort which occurs in and around the anus from wiping one's butt to hard and/or deep.

Mother of 3-year old child: "Why is Benny screaming?"
Father of 3-year old child: "He says his butt hurts - I think I wiped him too hard and caused some wipe trauma."

wipe trauma by sfdave May 26, 2010

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wipe out

to trip and fall while running. Usually this is caused by tripping over one's own feet, or tripping over an object on the ground, such as a tree branch.

1. Peggy was doing fine running the marathon until she wiped out at mile 14. Fortunately, she just got up and kept running.

2. I hope I don't wipe out in the 5k tomorrow.

wipe out by PeggyWipeOut August 10, 2009

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wipe me out

to fatigue in an extreme way

"Man, that six hour hike is really going to wipe me out."

wipe me out by Giddyupgal November 18, 2013

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Wipe it to beige

The act of partially wiping one’s anus post defecation. A phrase popularised by minor internet celebrity and UK top 5 music artist, Kunt and the Gang.

Just wipe it to beige, let me in and then go and finish off your poo.

Wipe it to beige by the people's champion 1993 February 14, 2021

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