Window Spam

Unsolicited advertisements, papers, flyers, etc that have been placed under the windshield wiper of an automobile. It is usually completely useless and it makes one wonder what kind of idiot thinks advertising like this is effective.

Holy shit!! I thought I got a parking ticket but when I got closer, it was just some Window Spam that some jackass put under my windshield wiper.

Window Spam by JayBone9378 October 5, 2011

window seat 

Job title given to one who has screwed up badly in business, but not enough to warrant the golden parachute, yet too risky to leave to their own devices.

"Do you hear about Jennings? They gave him a window seat."

window seat by Phaad1 April 4, 2017

Online window shopping 

The act of browsing through items that are available for purchase online without the intention of purchasing them.

I don’t usually have much money, so I do a lot of online window shopping.

Online window shopping by Sue Nym April 21, 2018

penis window shopping

the act of going to an art gallery or museum and checking out all the penises on the paintings/sculptures

I'm going to the Museum of Fine Arts this weekend to do a little penis window shopping. You want to come with?

penis window shopping by peniswindowshopper March 13, 2010

window seat 

The window seat is the best seat you can get on an airliner.
From the window seat, you get to see plenty of cool things. Such as watching your plane take off and land, seeing the wing flutter and bend, seeing the contrail coming out of the engines when you reach altitude etc.
And don't forget about the awesome view you get of the world around you.

Last summer I flew on a trip to Florida. And I was lucky and got a window seat. It was cool looking outside as the plane went from point A to point B.

window seat by airplane luver August 30, 2008

Window Shopping 

When a man or woman in a relationship flirts with someone else, with no intention of taking it any further than that. It's like looking at a brand new 50" HDTV without the intention of buying it, even though it's still nice to imagine having sex with it.

Matt loves his girlfriend, but he likes to go window shopping on occasion.

Window Shopping by Allthatremainslover September 3, 2010

window seat 

1. Seat with the better view.

2. From a business stand-point, when an employer is given a fancy title because of his/her reputation in the past but in the present is fairly useless as far as the business itself goes.

1. Jon took the window seat of the airplane to view the skies.

2. Jon got promoted to 'High Executive Manager'. He doesn't really do anything important since his work has gone stale but he is kept in the company simply because the public has known him for so long it'd be awkward to see him out of it.

window seat by Shannoner March 16, 2008