tub ferret /shower weasel 

it's the long skinny "animal" consisting of women's hair and soap scum that has accumulated in the tub drain.......often "captured" using a bent coat hanger. Its close relative is the "shower weasel" A poor draining tub or shower is the first sign that you may have a "tub ferret/shower weasel" infestation. Left to husband or boyfriend to remove.

As the water reached my ankles while showering at my girlfriends apartment,I realized she had a "tub ferret /shower weasel" living in the drain.

tub ferret /shower weasel by chief22 September 25, 2014

Tub-Rub 

Noun or Verb:

Of or relating to a $20 hand job handie.

A hand job paid for with a new Harriet Tubman twenty dollar bill.

Steve: This lot-lizzard just gave me a hand job for twenty dollars.
Gary: Oh, you mean you got a Tub-rub.

Tub-Rub by Brian Daggett May 31, 2016

tub trumpet 

When one places spread buttocks against a bathroom tub and releases flatulence. Creating a loud vibrating noise.

I wanted to anounce my presence in the home so i performed a tub trumpet to make myself known.

tub trumpet by Big whale blowhole February 25, 2017

Tub-shitter 

Tub-shitter or T.S. is used to describe a grotesquely obese (fat) person. Basically, a person too big to use a toilet that has to park (sit) their ass on a bath tub to shit.

What a tub-shitter!
Check out the tub-shitter!

Tub-shitter by GreatD2 May 2, 2006

tub of lard 

A person who is so fat and/or disgusting that the very sight of them invokes images of a giant vat filled with congealed animal fat.

Kate is so f-ing disgusting. What the he@l does that tub of lard think she is doing. She is not hot enough to get away with saying that.

tub of lard by Chad October 2, 2003

Tub Girl 

A girl who lays in a tub and sends a cascade of crap flying out of her ass into her mouth.

Tub Girl is the only thing that can make my penis hard.

Tub Girl by Your mom January 21, 2004

Tub in Da Belly

When the midsection of a girl has developed a layer of fat.

"That chick has put on a couple pounds, see that tub in da belly?"

"I sure do love me a girl with some tub in da belly."

Tub in Da Belly by MADmike & Benny Prime March 22, 2009