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Someone who makes irrational decisions and poor life choices; whether it be over indulgement of drugs and alcohol or headless decisions. The phrase “spag” is essentially an abbreviation for spaghetti brain , commonly spoken in New Zealand’s regions of Hawke’s Bay and Wellington.
“Did you see that guy at the party last night? He seemed like such a spag”
Spag by MrVOID July 19, 2021
look at that fuckin spag walking in front of us
spag by mopheadnemo September 9, 2021
The name of the famous squishyspag
Spag shut up you're British
Spag by Baden1212 December 31, 2021
someone who is spineless, cowardly, and weak willed. one that has no personal drive due to being a pussy. similar to a wet, flaccid noodle (eg. cooked spaghetti)
Brad: “ yo ryan, you see terry pussy out of that bar fight?”
Ryan: “ yeah dude what fucking spag”
spag by skayte6769 April 27, 2022
spag by nyxnstrixz August 8, 2022
“Spag”, SpAg, or “spaggot” is a technical term referring to a Special Agent of the FBI, especially those who qualified for their position through Special Education or participation in the Special Olympics. Multiple agents are knows as spags and their activities as spaggotry. The adjective “spaggy” describes anything stereotypical of a spaggot.
I used to think Jon was cool until he got that spaggy haircut.

Susan has always been a Catholic but now she’s harassing Muslims and engaging in other forms of spaggotry.
Spag by Big Poppa Never Softenin August 21, 2022