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Rupert Grint 

The Hot Actor who plays Ron in the ''Harry Potter" series and makes Red Heads look good!!! REAL GOOD!

unlike carrot top......
He's definitely Rupert Grint material!
Rupert Grint by wikidwicken October 18, 2009

Rupert Grint 

The Hottest and most talented of the famous Harry Potter Movie "trio." He played the character of Ron perfectly in the Harry Potter series and is an amazingly talented actor.
Oh Baby Rupert is the greatestr!
Rupert Grint by Michizzle April 10, 2005

Rupert Pooper

A small stupid person who is used as a friendship group's punching bag. He also thinks he's better than all of the others, so constantly believes he'll do better working on the night of a great celebration than going out with the lads, however he'll always get a DUDE. And his girlfriend resembles a guy you once knew, but don't know where from.
1) Be a Rupert Pooper and let us push in a shopping trolley down a hill.
2) Lad #1: "Come out with us for New Years Eve!!"
Lad #2: "No thank you, I will be trying to improve my 2 Ds, 1 E and a U. By staying awake until 4am and playing Black Ops"
Lad #1: "You are a massive faggot, Rupert Pooper"
3) "Doesn't your girlfriend look a little like Malcolm"
Rupert Pooper by Greasy Boots December 31, 2011

Rupert Murdoch 

A "Rupert Murdoch" is a sexual act in which the person pisses on the bodies of murdered children and soldiers, then ejaculates on them, thus making the piss/semen mix "fair and balanced".
I heard that you can get a Rupert Murdoch in Bangkok for only 5 dollars.

Rupert's Paradox 

You find yourself in a situation in which you must have sexual intercourse with two females separately. The catch is that their collective age must equal 20 years. Thus, if one was 12 years old, the other must be 8 years old. If one was 19 years old, the other must be 1 year old, and so on. What do you do?
Rupert's Paradox has baffled the minds of scholars for years.

"I look to a day when people will not be judged by the color of their skin, but by how they respond to Rupert's Paradox."
-MLK
Rupert's Paradox by Napkin Gladwell September 8, 2011

rupert grint 

The hottest hottie in the world of hotties!!!!!
person1: guess what!?
person2: What?!?
person1: Rupert Grint is a hottie
person2: AHH! I know!!! Hes soooo hott!
person1: Lets go find him and bring him to your basement
person2: OHH! yea so we can rape him!
persin1: Potato's are yummy!

------------OR------------

person1: Rupert Grint is a hottie!
person2: Yea, he is.....!
person1: Are you thinking what Im thinking?
person2: BASEMENT RAPE!!!!!
rupert grint by Wickedly Awesome!!! September 24, 2006