royal douche 

A person who engages in acts that are so extraordinarily stupid or annoying that he or she could be considered the King or Queen of douches.

Did they ever find out who pulled the fire alarm at 5:30 this morning? No, but whoever it was is a royal douche.

royal douche by cbear'09 March 20, 2011

royal mail 

A bunch of arrogant cunts who nick your items just when there about to get delivered, and still have the fuckin cheek to post a letter through the door saying your item is at the main post office.

You mother fuckers, why dont you just cut my throat open and shit down my neck, your the worst delivery service ever! cunts, twats, motherfuckers

royal mail by Begum March 16, 2005

Royal Bounce Slap 

A sex move where you and your partner bounce from the wall of a bouncy castle and meet in the middle and simultaneously fuck for a split second and repeating the process.

Gerald: hey i just did a Royal Bounce Slap!
Chris: where did you get the bouncy castle from?

Royal Bounce Slap by greentopdude August 22, 2018

Royal Chalice 

When a chick claims she can't have sex because she's on her period. So you have her sit on a goblet and proceed to squeeze her tightly around the waist for 5 minutes. At the end of the 5 minutes you raise the cup for toast and drink its contents to prove you are the King of the land and that a little bit of blood don't phase you, so bitch ready to fuck now?

To deny the Royal Chalice is to deny the very spoils of this divine kingdom.

Royal Chalice by Ranchgirls December 14, 2020

royal pita 

an abbreviation from the phrase royal pain in the ass (pita) often used as a substitution for censorship and covertness purposes

*works especially well in restaurants

Greg-All this work is being a royal pita
Brad-Tell me about it, there's no time to do anything.

royal pita by Ander Pisker December 4, 2007

royal mail 

A shower of arseholes who are either on strike or stealing your parcels.

Royal mail.

Tom "Look at that fucking postman opening cards looking for cash"
Bill " Rare to see one, the cunts are usually on strike "

royal mail by Ihate pakis November 29, 2022

Royal Forums 

The Royal Forums : Internet dwelling of spinsters and gays fascinated with all things Royal. Chatter may follow the lines of "Queen Camilla : Yay or Nay?" or "Who would you rather do? William or Harry?". Old Queens guaranteed.

Royal Forums topic: http://www.theroyalforums.com/forums/f23/is-the-monarchy-worth-keeping-14557-20.html#post715992

Royal Forums by BeatrixFan March 7, 2009