golden retriever masc lesbian 

a masculine lesbian who IS actually happy and smiles around the people who she loves. she will always be happy and optimistic. probably a hufflepuff and an enfp/estp. pls treat them well

person 1: “what do you call a happy masc lesbian who actually shows emotion?”

person 2: “oh, you mean a golden retriever masc lesbian!”

golden retriever masc lesbian by rexistan March 1, 2022

Anti-retirement home 

Aka - the kid's grandparent's house, free babysitting, (even though you should really be paying them). They want to enjoy their retirement that they worked so hard for and planned for a long time, but now, they can't.

I know we have had a whole year to make other arrangements, but we can just bring the kids to the anti-retirement home everyday. I know they are retired, but It's free and I don't trust anyone else.

Anti-retirement home by Johnny Ock June 26, 2016

suspension without retirement 

(self explanatory)

son: dad can you show me a bigbrain amongus reference
dad: sure you know about "suspension without retirement"?
son: wdym?
dad: what do people receive when they retire?
son: ...a pension?
dad: now you get it son?
son: omg thanks dad

(son plays amongus as red)

blue: i saw pink killed cyan in electrical and vented to medbay
red: sure he's suspension without retirement
blue: wdym red
red: what do people get when they retire?
black: kinda sus, at least he's just a kid
purple: yea let's vote him out

(red was not the impostor. 1 impostor remains.)

suspension without retirement by bill cyperbunk April 7, 2021

Retiritis 

Looking forward to retirement

"Mrs. Clark is suffering from retiritis and using all 30 of her personal days in one year, " frowned the principal.

Retiritis by Red Baron 2017 May 25, 2016

retirement plan 

A large caliber handgun kept by one who does not want to get old, so that he won't have to.

"What the Hell are you doing with a .50 Desert Eagle that you've never used?"

"That's just my retirement plan."

retirement plan by [e-mail] March 7, 2009

man retreat 

A house or apartment where a separated or divorced guy goes to relax and unwind. The dwelling contains most (if not all) of his stuff. A getaway place similar to a man cave.

Do you want to come over to the man retreat tonight? We can watch ESPN and drink beer.

man retreat by yes juanito yes June 17, 2015

skeet retreat 

A skeet retreat, usually followed by a f'n'd, is the length of time in which you do not ejaculate.

Man i have just spent a 4 day skeet retreat at the central coast!!

skeet retreat by Chris Dogg May 23, 2006