Grady The Pitbull 

Grady The Pitbull is our bestie. He is your best friend and the most chill person you know. He is a funnel, kind, and sweet guy that you wouldn't want on your bad side and no matter what will always be taller than Izzy the woot woot. He will often look like a fish when you say " Intense clapping activated" or when he's chugging mountain dew. He's the only person you know that can do the best impression of shrek. If you are called gay by a Grady than don't worry because he calls everything that

Person 1: Woah thats awesome what is it?!!
Person 2: IT'S A GOAT. NO IT'S A POTATO. NO IT'S............................
Person 3: Grady The Pitbull!!!!!!!

Grady The Pitbull by Azula_Izzy June 5, 2019

Pitbull 

A medium sized breed of dog who is often stereotyped as being violent. Smiles a lot. Prone to getting the zoomies, where they run around like crazy and then fall asleep.

Pitbulls are the best, fluffiest dogs in the world.

Pitbull by Sugar Plumps July 6, 2017

pitbull 

Ultimately the darn chilliest ass dogs you could own. These dogs are strong ASF, tough as nails, but very loving and charismatic animals. They are high-energy, aggressively active and very fun dogs to own. All pit-bulls are notably strong and bulky. They are typically looked at as shit and people treat and look at them as violent and out-out of control and meaningless ghetto animals just because they are typically owned by Mexicans. Nahhh, own one and you'll see what that you have a winner in your hands. No they are not for everyone, but pit bulls are so darn bad-ass in every way..

Pitbull-
Woof!

pitbull by exploding air plane 6969 October 3, 2017

Pitbull 

The oral stimulation of a man's penis while he sings for the woman giving the head. The woman giving the head then orgasms before the male as a result of the sound of his voice.

Kelsie: "Oh my god, i would so pitbull Pitbull. He makes me so wet!"

Pitbull by Buddha Budski June 18, 2011

pitbull mom 

A pitbull mom is to be feared for a variety of reasons. She fights for the underdogs and fears no one. She is one of the strongest mom's you will ever meet. Her pitbulls are stubborn, bullheaded, and rebellious. Other mothers would fail, but a pitbull mom gains respect and loyalty from the most unique and dangerous breed. She will only ever rescue or own pitbulls because her soul aligns with theirs. The pitbull mom is a comeback kid herself, someone everyone doubted, however she has the last laugh. She is a rebel at heart herself. The pitbull mom should be the most respected, she has a gentleness about her soul that her pitbulls can feel. A pitbull mom will die for her babies, and her babies would die for her.

That girl is a badass, she is a pitbull mom.

pitbull mom by MJpitbullmom December 19, 2016

pitbull 

A sweet loving dog usually thought of as cute most are rescued from mean people whom hurt them

That pitbull is cuter than u son

pitbull by hiioovvndghxrh Burnham shack December 24, 2016

Pitbull card 

A tangible or in tangible card given to the DJ, music officer or person controlling the music at a given soirée that forces them to immediately play a Pitbull song. This can be an effective way to liven up a boring wedding, make a house party seem like a Miami club or to ruin friendships.

Person 1: " Did Pitbull just start playing? Really, at this wedding"?

Person 2: "yeah, I think it did. Someone must have played a Pitbull Card."

"Man, no one is dancing or having any fun out there."
" Hmmm... I know what will fix this." (Plays Pitbull card)

Pitbull card by Mountainish man August 5, 2016