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martin luther

cool dude who turned over the whole religious establishment based on a belief that faith, not rules got you into heaven. Did his best writing in the loo, and taught about prayer from the barber shop. Now how cool is that
Martin Luther started the reformation which lead to protestant Christianity.
martin luther by -pastormom May 2, 2006

Zeke & Luther 

The show that makes poser skaters. They make up names for tricks and how to do real tricks. For example they said a frontside flip was doing a frontflip off a ledge onto the board. They don't even care about skating they want to be pro. A sponsor at their gay show is a local shop who buys you skate stuff and they got sponsored by riding through a scary tunnel with dogs. This show seriously is garbage
Poser: I can get sponsored easily

Cliche Owner: Show me what you got

Poser: OK!

*POSER SKATES THROUGH A TUNNEL WITH DOGS*

Cliche Owner: Dude, my company ain't giving you anything

Poser: I skated through the tunnel like Zeke & luther and I don't want you to give your boards..Your gonna buy me element

*CLICHE OWNER KILLS THE KID WITH A RUSTY SPOON*

martin luther king 

The modern day jesus. He died so kids could have no school for a day.
If it werent for Martin Luther King then I would have had to take my math test earlier

Martin Luther King Jr 

A man who fought for many rights. A perfect human. He was, and still is loved and missed by many. He wrote the famous "I have a dream" speech. He was shot by a terrible, racist man.
Rip Martin Luther King Jr.

Martin Luther King Jr. Day

A Monday holiday where men and women of all color, race and creed can celebrate a great man's life and struggle for equality, civil rights for minorities and the destruction of segregation, together.
Black guy - Yeah three day weekend! What are you doing on Martin Luther King Jr. Day?

White guy - Snowboarding, see ya Tuesday.

cruising down Martin Luther King Jr. Blvd.

When a rich suburban white lady cheats on her husband with a young hunky black kid from tha hood
Yo Tyler, did you hear about Billy's mom? She's been cruising down Martin Luther King Jr. Blvd. with Jemal!