loaded 

Drunk or otherwise intoxicated.

"I was so loaded I forgot how to take a piss."

"Steve was so loaded he blew chunks all over Brandon's patio... twice."

loaded by OlSpazzy April 10, 2003

lonely loafer

One who does not have a life or friends of his own, so he spends a majority of his time

"loafing" through books and living vicaruously through them.

ashley-"omg, liams over there reading his books again..."
kylie-"of course he is! liams a lonely loafer!"

lonely loafer by ?O0o.CONFUSED.o0O? March 10, 2010

loaded 

Meaning to have a lot of money; to be rich; rolling in it.

Kate : Hey Liz that posh toffs loaded

loaded by Kitkat :-) August 29, 2004

loaded 

Drunk, Tanked,Wasted...Inebriated

after a long night of drinking and too many shots my friend was loaded!

loaded by Smilee May 22, 2005

loaded 

1)fucked up, drunk, high, or on something.
2)packing heat in gun

1)im loaded lets go to the party.
im loaded, i feel like fuckin someone up.
2)watch out, that niggas loaded.

loaded by chimpy August 26, 2004

locked and loaded and good to go

Prepared for an imminent activity. Believed to have originated during WWII, referring to the M1 Garand rifle, whose bolt automatically "locked" a round in the chamber when the rifle was "loaded" with a magazine, which could then be immediately fired without any further preparation required.

Frank: You still game for some blackjack and hookers?
Joe: locked and loaded and good to go bruh!

locked and loaded and good to go by 8david8 July 31, 2016

Loaded Dick 

Dick Cheney with a loaded shotgun.

Watch out, everyone! There's a Loaded Dick on the loose again!

Loaded Dick by Chris Hardewig March 18, 2009