Kavanaugh Cocktail 

A beverage spiked with grain alcohol or roofies.

She won’t remember shit if she drinks the Kavanaugh Cocktail.
Hey, did you mix up the Kavanaugh cocktails bro?

Kavanaugh Cocktail by Mixologist 82 September 30, 2018

Kavanaugh Tears 

Tears of a rapist that tries to pretend they are the victim because "their life is ruined," from being called out as a rapist.

Bill Cosby was crying in court today, but I think they were just Kavanaugh tears.

Kavanaugh Tears by Gordie the Unicorn September 29, 2018

kavanaugh tears 

like crocodile tears but from a lying asshole

in recent testimony, Brett said he was super sure he's never sexually assaulted anyone and started phony kavanaugh tears when realizing his dream to get on the supreme court was going down the shitter.

kavanaugh tears by Uncle Joosie September 27, 2018

kavanaugh cryin 

To over dramatically pretend to cry in an attempt to gain empathy when credibility fails.

A tantrum thrown in order to deflect accountability for one's misdeeds & inadequacies, usually by an over privileged, entitled individual unaccustomed to consequences for their bad behavior.

Black Out Brett couldn't refute the growing mountain of evidence against his character, unethical behavior, questionable personal finances or even answer basic questions regarding law, procedure & the Constitution. So he went on this crazy ass rant about daddy's calendars & pulled some Kavanaugh cryin. How embarrassing.

Jenny straight up caught her man in the act screwing another woman. He thought his Kavanaugh cryin would keep her from dumping him.
It did not.

Everyone in the play group got a cookie, but Sally wanted everyone else's for herself. She started Kavanaugh cryin, screaming about being victimized & threatened to throw herself off the teeter totter. What a brat!

kavanaugh cryin by Snappy Capricorn October 7, 2018

kavanaugh scale 

The likelyhood, on a scale of 1 to 10, of a person being molested or assaulted in a given institution.

Sue "I got into Yale!"
Brett "You better be careful, I heard that's a six on the Kavanaugh scale."

kavanaugh scale by Teeeeeeerent October 2, 2018

Kavanaugh drunk 

When you get so drunk you have to make a fake calendar to cover up for the fucked up shit you did 36 years ago.

Are they referring to me when they say "Kavanaugh drunk? I like beer. I went to Yale.

Kavanaugh drunk by Meatpoi October 2, 2018

Kavanaugh'd 

The act of lying about a man after years of silence, despite the man's own untarnished record while having a very public and distinguished profile.

Tim: Yo, did you hear what they're doing to Elon?

Eric: No, what is it this time?

Tim: Some friend of some friend heard that this girl was paid $250k to settle a harassment claim!

Eric: Sounds like he's being Kavanaugh'd!

Tim: I'm overwhelmed with shock

Kavanaugh'd by P.noodle May 20, 2022