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Frozen Sasquatch

Receiving a hand job while your balls are frozen by an ice cream treat.
"Trindl, as soon as I'm done unloading this truck, meet me in the walk in cooler for a frozen Sasquatch" -Kyle
Frozen Sasquatch by Siegeller August 10, 2020

Frozen Cow Juice

Back in Texas, we call ice cream Frozen Cow Juice.
Frozen Cow Juice by evilcanofsoup September 20, 2009

frozen rope

n. an absolute monster of a linedrive completely cutting through the air, usually used to describe a hit in the left side of the field for righties, and right side of the infield for lefties. In the case of halfties (greg epler), it can go to either side.
Oh man, that frozen rope enabled even frank to get a triple, as it went down the first baseline.
frozen rope by jv ballah December 19, 2004

frozen burrito 

A pre-made frozen food snack consisting of a filling wrapped in a tortilla. Generally the most economical frozen burritos are high in sodium, simple carbohydrates, and fats. Healthy frozen burritos have made an entrance to the market at a premium price (Often times 500% the cost of an economical burrito).

Frozen Burritos are often consumed as "munchies" while under the influence of marijuana or after a drinking binge; or both.
"I just got 40 frozen burritos for eight bucks!"

"Dude, those ones have trans fats in em."
frozen burrito by ephidryn March 30, 2009

frozen heart

Not being able to love someone because of a pain and probably a heart break in the past, similar to Commitment Issue
Jill was so sad about her post breakup that when Jack asked her out, she said no because she has a frozen heart

frozen pickle 

Froze in a state of erectness.

A possible side effect of viagra or ciallis, when an erection may last for more than 4 hours.
Dang honey, looks like you have got a frozen pickle!
frozen pickle by Sally Suave November 4, 2007