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Crapper Roll 

Toilet paper.

1.(n.) Crapper. crap - Comes from the word written by a fisherman who mispelt the fish, the carp, and thus it immeadiately became a word to express shit, or something bad because of how childish the error and mistake was.
2. (n.) Roll. roll - Comes from (vb.) to roll - "to roll a butcher", but in this sense it is a (n.) roll of something, coming from the product of a good rolling.
Left in comment book in a small convenience store by a local oaf:

"No crapper roll on Thursday"
Crapper Roll by The Gladwell October 30, 2004
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crapper-dapper 

this word is bassically saying crap in a childish manner
"crapper-dapper mom I forget my book-bag!" "Son you better freakin' grow up"
crapper-dapper by brandon K. April 25, 2006

Crapper Splasher 

basically when a person takes a shit and as the turd hits the water a SPLASH returns up his asshole. Sometimes your butthole closes up just as the water enters!
Hey man, my butt is so wet- i was just in the bathroom and received a Crapper Splasher
Crapper Splasher by champ031991 October 14, 2009

crapper cologne 

A type of cologne usually found in dispensers in nightclub bathrooms; they are frequently used by men who believe thay are about to get lucky.
Woman 1: Hey, why didn't you go with that one guy?

Woman 2: Are you kidding, he was drenched in so much crapper cologne I couldn't breathe!
crapper cologne by nhojaskfniau November 22, 2009

Crapper Jackin' 

Defecating while simultaneously masturbating. The climax can be most efficiently achieved by doing so while you wipe.
"Have you heard that Eric added 10 minutes of free time to his day by Crapper Jackin' ? "

"No shit... I guess I'll have to try it out sometime"

Crapper doodle 

A word to take an action of a swear word without making it sound/ rhyme with a swear word.
If you were to stub your toe and you can’t say anything “bad” bc your a (child of god)

You wrote the wrong answer on your test bc Becky right next to you told you B when it was really C and you knew it was C “crapper doodle”

crapper flapper 

When you fart and it feels like your butthole slaps together and sounds like a seel clapping its hands
Oh shit, did you hear Dave's crapper flapper last night!