The point when ones finger penetrates the paper barrier between it and the anus causing feces to get under the nail. Verify by sniffing the suspect finger.

After smelling my finger I determined I had a botched wipe

botched wipe by Ivan Denisovich December 31, 2013

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Bemuse Bouche

Unexpected foul-tasting oral contents. Usually fluid.

The warm liquid was so unexpectedly foul-tasting that she almost spat it on to the dinner table; it was a real Bemuse Bouche.

Bemuse Bouche by laurab193 June 1, 2011

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derange bouche

An end-of-the-meal amuse bouche. Like an amuse bouche, a derange bouche is not ordered from a menu by patrons but rather served free and according to the chef's selection alone. However, it is served at the end of a large meal, usually long after anyone wants any more food and only because they are delicious - often chocolate or sweets that are practically coercive. The result is a diner happy for a moment but riddled with longer-lasting guilt and discomfort for having overeaten. Often styled as petits fours or mignardises.

Surprisingly the seven course meal was an appropriate amount of food, until that derange bouche put us over the top. Total wasted calories.

That derange bouche was delicious but now I can't fit into my pants!

derange bouche by maxkeepsitreal1 October 11, 2019

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Shouche ton bouche

Phrase commonly used franglais speakers of eastern mass when telling a classmate to shut up. "Shouche ton bouche" translates to "shush your mouth" except mouth translates to "bouche" and so rhymes with "shouche".

Miranda: Shouche ton bouche DJ!
DJ: Daccord (okay)

Shouche ton bouche by JackSucksAtWords April 12, 2020

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