book report 

A sadistic "project" given to students by teachers in the hope that they will learn something from it. Although students are expected to work on these reports for long periods of time, they can usually be completed in one day with help from spark notes, wikipedia, or other websites.

"Hey Dylan did you start your book report yet?"
"Nah I think I'm going to use spark notes the night before it's due."

book report by Fastorian June 19, 2008

Book 

A piece of your soul. Something that can break you and crush you, but can also make your life. Life's way of entertainment. The building block of otp fangirls anything book related. My life.

Me:Have you read any good books lately?

Friend: What are books?

Me:How are we friends

Book by Heyilovebooks February 28, 2014

Booby Tuesdays 

A restaurant similar to Ruby Tuesdays but the waitress's and hostess's are all topless.

"Welcome to Booby Tuesdays! Care for an erection?"

Booby Tuesdays by LatoyaJones69 February 9, 2010

Book Report 

Stupid piece of shit assignment only invented to waste time and energy all under the guise of being "educational". These torture devices are usually assigned to children on vacations. Sometimes even on summer vacations in which 95% of students don't give a shit to do anyways because it has all the "educational" value as staring at paint drying on a wall for 10 hours and then writing down what you "learned" about it.

Bob: I can't wait for vacation!

Joe: Yeah man. I've been waiting so long to get out of this torture called school. Can't wait to play some Minecraft and ROBLOX togethe-

Teacher: You will be leaving with a Book Report which is due by the end of the vacation. It must have a minimum of ∞ pages. Any less than that will count as a 0.

Joe: I've changed my mind Bob how about we go yahoo off the entire empire state building together?

Bob: Yeah, that's a good idea.

Book Report by BonelessJohn February 17, 2021

Treasure Book 

A scrapbook or other book that holds three dimensional items of significance or for decorative purposes i.e. metal objects, keys, beads, necklaces etc.

Treasure Book Creations dot com

Treasure Book by Temporary InVanity August 6, 2009

Face Book Cutie 

1. a person, most likely a girl, that posts very sexy/ seductive pictures ot themselves on face book so that many people my comment on how "cute" or "beautiful" they look, in a sad attempt to feel better about themselves.

2. A girls who's face book pictures highlight her best features in order to make her look more attractive than she is in reality.

1. Dam that chicks such a face boo cutie, look at how many dudes commented on her bikini picture.

2. Trust me bro, forget about her pics shes not that great. shes just face book cutie.

Face Book Cutie by awsomo411 May 18, 2011

book lover

A lover of books. Usually wishes that fictional characters are real and gets very emotionally involved in books. Beware: never disturb a book lover when he/she it reading. Results can be fatal.

friend: Sam punched me in the eye today.
me: You interrupted her when she was reading, didn't you?
friend: she's such a book lover

book lover by paizongirl98 June 19, 2014