book blocked 

When your friend is too busy reading their book to spend time with society. This includes anything from not leaving the house to not responding to a text.

"Hey can Max come to the party?" "No, he book blocked me."

book blocked by BookNerd9001 July 25, 2018

Croc Blocked 

When NFL QB Brett Favre texts pictures of himself masturbating in nothing but crocs to sports reporter Jenn Sterger, only to have his cunning advances spurned.

Tony Kornheiser: Man, looks like Favre really got croc blocked by Ms. Sterger on that one!

Al Michaels: You're still not funny.

Tony Kornheiser: Brett Favre!

Croc Blocked by Marty.R August 5, 2010

bricked

To render your computer useless, as useless as a brick.

Usually the result of tampering with the insides and doing irreversible damage. Bricking your hardware leaves you with a new paperweight. Can be the end effect of a faulty flash or firmware update, a modification (mod) gone bad or being struck by lighting, to name a few.

He managed to get his new iMac bricked while trying to boot WinXP on it.

I tried to change graphics cards while my computer was running but I only managed to get my machine bricked.

bricked by remmelt January 25, 2006

Mom Blocked 

When your mom cock blocks and/or twat swats you.

My mom came in town to visit me and totally mom blocked my hook up.

Mom Blocked by Tree Hall November 1, 2009

nutt blocked

when a girl is giving a guy head and pleasuring him to the point where he cannot control himself and is not paying attention to his pleasuring of the girl. once busting a nutt is finished while she is pissed off and still very horny in need of an orgasm

hey gurl, yeah last night when me and boo was messing around i got nutt blocked again piss me off

nutt blocked by t0tianna July 27, 2010

Cart Blocked 

Cart Blocked: When flying in an airplane and you have to pee but can't get to the bathroom because the snack/beveridge cart is blocking the path to the bathroom.

Douglas was flying to Cincinnati from Seattle and was regretting drinking a lot of soda pop now that he was cart blocked and his bladder was ready to burst.

Cart Blocked by D-Mo Seattle July 29, 2010

booger blocked 

1.) When you pick a large, viscous booger while driving and are unable to flick it out the window before arriving at your destination.

2.) When you really need to pick an annoying booger but can't in the presence of your mother, grandmother, or girlfriend.

"Do you have a tissue, I was booger blocked on the way here."

booger blocked by PopeAbsurd October 13, 2011